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Apheori (GM): Hmm.
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Frezak (GM): LET'S DO THIS, BITCHES
 
BURY SOME SHIT
INT. Secret passage entrance - day
Gaurav: Dig some holes.
 
This place not called Anvilium needs more holes.
Radek, Rhu, and the Gravedigger are underground, at a secret entrance, past a door, standing before yet another door.
Apheori (GM): Okay, guys. The three of you are standing before a door.
 
Ganelon: Aw yeah.
Radek opens the door. It only opens part of the way. Behind it is darkness.
Frezak (GM): Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole.
 
Apheori (GM): What do you do?
Rhu peers into the darkness, casting some light inside. The door seems to have jammed in its frame; beyond it lies a well-excavated tunnel, lined evenly with carved wood. The air is stale and dry, and oddly cold.
Ganelon: Open it.
 
Gaurav: If I recall, I failed spectacularly to open the last one.
RHU
Apheori (GM): Radek opens the door.
...you know, there might be an easier way in to the address on the stone than creeping in through an underground tunnel.
Frezak (GM): THE DOOR IS A MOUTH
 
YOU ARE DEVOURED
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Apheori (GM): Nope, it's a door.
But where would the fun be?
Frezak (GM): Damn.
 
Gaurav: The door has another slightly smaller door inside it.
Rhu shrugs.
Apheori (GM): Slightly dented. It doesn't open all the way.
 
Frezak (GM): I didn't touch this one.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Don't blame me;
Hey, this is fancy wood.
When I slam a door it stays slammed.
 
Apheori (GM): It just looks black behind it.
RADEK
Rhu:
At home, sitting on my workbench.
rolling 1d20+12 perception check to see if I can smell or see anything in the dark. Especially if I can ascertain whether this is a cool inviting dark or a horrid murky dark.
 
(
THE GRAVEDIGGER
9
You don't know what fun is, Radek.
)
A heart as cold as steeel. Or Aluminium.
+12
 
=
The Gravedigger pushes the door open the rest of the way, and they head down the tunnel. Darkness closes around their lights all too quickly.
21
 
Frezak (GM): We have science-lights, yes?
RHU
Bear Soup Guy: oh god shit
I fear holes.
Apheori (GM): I assume so.
 
Bear Soup Guy: you people talk fast
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Apheori (GM): Rob: Fortunately you don't need to worry about this because you're in some tunnel somewhere.
Hey, you just popped out the last one.
Frezak (GM): Someone who can have a hand free should point some light down there.
 
Apheori (GM): Following a sphinx.
RHU
Bear Soup Guy: Yes, excellent
Ugh.
Gaurav: Don't turn your back on it, Rob!
 
Frezak (GM): YOU ARE TOTALLY SAFE
The patterns on the walls seem almost to dance and move as their lights pass.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: The air smells stale and dry, but colder than the air of the well.
 
Frezak (GM): DONT LET IT SEE YOU'RE AFRAID
THE GRAVEDIGGER
liiiiight
You know. Maybe we should look for the back-door/emergency exit. And skip the eldritch horror.
Bear Soup Guy: :S
 
Apheori (GM): And Gravy smells something kind of chemical.
Rhu tries to keep as far from the walls as possible and mutters something darkly under his breath.
Frezak (GM): CHEMICAL?
 
Must be Greibel.
 
Sitting in the dark huffing paint thinner.
INT. Lab - Underground complex
Chanting to his heather shit-gods.
 
Gaurav: In fact, don't be afraid. The first thing it'll do if it detects the slightest hint that you're in the least concerned is tear you limb from limb with its arms while roaring in rage.
Greibel follows the sphinx into a large room. It seems to be some sort of lab, full of lab stuff. Desks and tables line a side, covered in stuff and notes. Four large, upright tanks form a line down the centre. Three of them are occupied - one with a small woman who looks rather like Amadi, one with a large construct, and one with a very fat, very dead-looking male elf in.
Frezak: hahaha
 
Apheori (GM): You cast some light into the opening. The door looks like it just got a bit jammed on the frame and you could probably pry it open; behind it lies a well-excavated tunnel, lined evenly with carved wood.
GREIBEL
Bear Soup Guy: "heather shit-gods" XD
(to the sphinx)
Rhu: ... you know, there might be an easier way in to the address on the stone than creeping in through an underground tunnel.
Don't suppose you ever took a chemistry class.
Rhu shrugs
 
Frezak (GM): Carved wood? Decoratively?
The sphinx goes and curls up under the one with the small woman and hisses.
The Gravedigger: But where would the fun be?
 
Apheori (GM): Somewhat. Patterned a bit.
Greibel just sort of stares around in disbelief.
The Gravedigger: Hey, this is fancy wood.
 
Radek: At home, sitting on my workbench.
GREIBEL
The Gravedigger: You don't know what fun is, Radek.
(to the sphinx)
A heart as cold as steeel
Well... any thoughts?
Or Aluminium.
 
Apheori (GM): Greibel: You follow the sphinx into a large room. It looks like a lab of some sort, with some tables and stuff, and some large tank-like objects in the center.
The sphinx looks at Greibel warily, then backs up slightly.
Frezak (GM): We going onwards?
 
I'm sure it's a lair of woodworking gnomes made of money.
SPHINX
Ganelon: Onwards sounds good to me.
Thoughts?
Rhu shrugs helplessly, clearly hesitant about crawling underground, but hey, we've come this far ...
 
Frezak (GM): ONWARDS
GREIBEL
TO ADVENTURE
Insights? Inquiries? Ham sandwiches?
Rhu: I fear holes.
 
Greibel looks to the sphinx "Don't suppose you ever took a chemistry class"
SPHINX
Apheori (GM): Greibel: There are four tanks total - big enough to hold a large man, and three of them are indeed occupied. The sphinx curls up next to the nearest, which contains a woman - who looks suspiciously like Amadi, but not.
This...
The sphinx hisses.
(nudging around at the tanks)
Bear Soup Guy: OH dear
These. They're not real. Not here! Do you see?
Greibel just sort of stares around at the stuff in disbelief
 
The Gravedigger: Hey, you just popped out the last one.
Greible shrugs, and then heads over to a desk and starts reading whatever notes he can find. They seem to be accounts of research, a lot of numbers, a request for funding. It's a bit of a mess, and rather disorganised.
Apheori (GM): The rest of you: Someone pries the door open and you head down the tunnel, bringing your lights with you. It's dark. Horribly dark.
 
Rhu: Ugh.
The sphinx jumps up onto the desk and sits on some of them.
Apheori (GM): The patterns on the walls don't seem to makesense, curling in and about as though alive.
 
The Gravedigger: You know.
Greibel goes and checks another desk, reading what's at this one, as well. These notes concern the nature of magic, and a lot of numbers and comparisons. The summaries seem to indicate considerable excitement, something about it being completely new.
Maybe we should look for the back-door/emergency exit.
 
And skip the eldritch horror.
Then the sphinx follows him over and sits on these notes, staring at Greibel.
Rhu tries to keep as far from the walls as possible.
 
Apheori (GM): Do you continue?
Greibel pets the sphinx absentmindedly, still looking at the notes in his hands, lost in the midst of a bout of confused thought.
Gaurav: We might as well. This should be interesting if horrifying.
 
Frezak (GM): Yeah.
'''''Gaurav''' (Rhu): Considerable excitement... something completely new... yup, definitely academics trying to drum up a little more money.
We're brave!
 
Sort of!
'''''Bear Soup Guy''' (Greibel): EVIL academics!
Ish!
 
Apheori (GM): Heh.
 
Rhu mutters something darkly under his breath.
INT. Secret passage - portal room
Ganelon: I'm stubborn
 
That's almost as good.
They come out into a circular room at the end of the passage, the Gravedigger entering first, followed by Rhu and Radek. Aside from a slightly raised dais (.75m radius) in the centre, the room is totally empty.
Bear Soup Guy: Brave or slightly dense :P
 
Apheori (GM): You come to a circular room at the end, empty aside from a slightly raised dais at the centre.
The Gravedigger peers around suspiciously, but doesn't find much. ''(rolled 31 perception)'' He notices some faint markings around the base of the dais, and direct Radek toward those.
Frezak (GM): WHAT?
 
Rhu: BSG: haha, exactly.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Frezak (GM): I AM SUPER DENSE.
Radek! Channel... like... things. Patterns! Please apply your vast intellect to them.
I CAN USE MY SKULL TO BREAK DOORS.
 
Hmmmmm.
Rhu warily approaches the dais as well, trying to figure out what it is. ''(rolled 21 religion)''
PERCEPTION THE ROOM.
 
I SEEK TRAPS.
RHU
And activate my Gravy-vision.
Those channels look like they might conduct something. You're... mechanical. Ly inclined. Mechanically inclined. Maybe you can work out what they do.
Rhu: I warily approach the dais and try to work out if it has a religious purpose.
 
rolling 1d20+8 religion check
Radek gives them a look over. ''(rolled 15 arcana)''
(
 
13
RADEK
)
I can't make much sense of these.
+8
 
=
Rhu gets out the stone and the note from the woman.
21
 
Frezak (GM):
RHU
rolling 1D20+20
Go to the place... this must be the place.
(
(reading the bad poetry off the note)
11
''The shoulders in the sand on the repeats of the world...
)
''There's a blisters of something memory...
+20
''Look at the characters whip thy bum...
=
''Kumquats devouring mundial smiley-faces.
31
 
Apheori (GM): Greibel: You may or may not notice that on a couple of the desks are notes. You may also notice that the other two occupied tanks appear to contain a weird golem and a very fat elf.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Rhu: It's entirely unmarked. You have no idea.
Huh.
Gravy: You notice some patterns around the base, as though intended to channel something. It might have some sort of functional purpose.
 
There are no traps.
RADEK
Frezak (GM): I'll direct Radek at those.
Is this really the right place?
Apheori (GM): Unless the entire room is a trap.
 
The Gravedigger: Radek! Channel... like... things.
RHU
Patterns!
It is a dead end.
PLease apply your vast intellect to them.
 
Greibel: (to the sphinx) Well...any thoughts?
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Frezak (GM): None of my knowledge skills are of any use >.>
Well, there's SOMETHING here.
The sphinx looks at Greibel warily, then backs up slightly. "Thoughts?"
Gaurav: Are there any other exits from this circular room? Or is it a dead end?
Apheori (GM): Dead end.
Unless up is a way out, but it just fades into darkness above.
Greibel: Insights? Inquiries? Ham sandwiches?
The sphinx: This...
Rhu pokes and prods the walls for any secret entrances, ventilation shafts, or such like ways out.
Rhu:
rolling 1d20+5 dungeoneering?
(
10
)
+5
=
15
The sphinx spins around and runs to the three in turn. "These. They're not real. Not here!"
Frezak (GM): Well, /I/ didn't see anything with twice that >.>
The sphinx: Do you see?
Ganelon: You want a Detect Magic?
Apheori (GM): Rhu: It's dark.
Frezak (GM): Or if the patterns mean anything to you.
Rhu: Those channels look like they might conduct something. You're .. mechanical. Ly inclined. Mechanically inclined. Maybe you can work out whta they do.
Ganelon: Okay!
rolling 1d20+11
(
4
)
+11
=
15
They are NOT circuit diagrams. Maybe.
Apheori (GM): They go around the entire dais. It may be some function of the dais itself, though you don't know what.
Frezak (GM): POUR DUST ON IT
DO SOMETHING MAGIC
We still ahve the note that led us here, right?
Was there anything else on it?
Rhu pokes various parts of the dais and the patterns, just in case.
Apheori (GM): Some bad poetry.
Radek: I can't make much sense of these.
Rhu puts the stone which came with the instructions to guide us here on top of the dais
Frezak (GM): Recount the poetry!
Oh, that.
THAT MIGHT NOT BE STUPID
Rhu shrugs in the dark
Apheori (GM): The shoulders in the sand on the repeats of the world...
There's a blisters of something memory...
Look at the characters whip thy bum...
Kumquats devouring mundial smiley-faces.
Rhu: Hey, that's the same poetry that was on the note that was given to me. The one which didn't have this address.
The Gravedigger: Huh.
Apheori (GM): That was the one with the address.
Wasn't it?
Bear Soup Guy: XD
Rhu: Oh yes, no, you're right. The one with the address.
Gaurav: <<“The larger note/letter thing appears to be a set of instructions, saying to be careful, don't stand out, don't get noticed, go to a place, and some bad poetry.“>>
... this must be the place.
Rhu recites the poetry from the note.
Apheori (GM): Radek, Gravy: It may or may not occur to you that this may not actually be the place because you got slightly lost.
Bear Soup Guy: by the way, Greibel has decided to go up to a desk and just start reading whatever notes he can find, but feel free to take your time on what I'm reading
Frezak (GM): We did?
Apheori (GM): Greibel: You go through some of the notes. They seem to be accounts of research, a lot of numbers, a request for funding. You don't really know what the point of any of it is, though, or who actually wrote any of it. The handwriting does strike you as rather good for some reason, however.
Greibel: Also the sphinx jumps up onto the desk and sits on them after a bit,.
Gaurav: A request for funding! ACADEMICS!
Apheori (GM): Frezak: You got to the area, and then had to take a guess or something. It might be right.
Bear Soup Guy: There's absolutely no way anyone would turn down a funding request for mad scientists experimenting on people in a laboratory!
Underground
Apheori (GM): IT also might have just been a random escape well for something else entirely.
Gaurav: An escape ... well?
With a dead end?
Radek: Is this really the right place?
Rhu: It is a dead end.
The Gravedigger: Well, there's SOMETHING here.
You don't put down squiggles for no reason.
You don't put down squiggles for no reason.
Rhu: Well, Hazz'ridan the Magnificent. But apart from him.
 
Rhu sits down and sighs.
Rhu sits down on the floor and sighs.
Rhu: At least it wasn't another hole, I guess.
 
Apheori (GM): Where do you sit down?
RHU
This may or may not be important.
At least it wasn't another hole, I guess.
Gaurav: Is the dais at sittable height? Otherwise, just on the floor by the wall. Somewhere dry.
Maybe that thing is a trapdoor or something? Maybe it can be opened somehow?
I imagined it, like, 4ft high or so.
 
Apheori (GM): Naw, it's like a couple decimetres.
The Gravedigger squats next to Rhu in case it helps.
Gaurav: That's, like, 10-20 cms? That's more of a raised floor, isn't it?
 
Apheori (GM): It's like a step.
Rhu taps the dais with his foot. It's very solid.
Gaurav: I'm saying "like" a lot. I apologize.
 
Huh. Is it in the center of the room or against a wall?
RHU
Apheori (GM): Center.
Can you try to move this stone? Maybe it's a heavy stone resting over an opening or something.
Gaurav: Is it circular like the room?
 
Ah okay.
Radek, meanwhile, continues to investigate, doing sciency magic things. ''(rolled 28 arcana)'' One of them has an effect, and there's a resonance, concentrated about the dais.
Apheori (GM): Yes.
 
With squiggles around it.
RADEK
Gaurav: Then Rhu sits behind it, on the floor, leaning against the wall.
This room is a magical focus. It was built for a purpose.
Actually, he kind of squats.
Apheori (GM): Okay.
Frezak (GM): HERIOCALLY
Gaurav: Despondently.
The sphinx licks itself in front of Greibel.
Gaurav: Where's Rasputin?
Apheori (GM): On Greibel, I think.
Rhu: Maybe that thing is a trapdoor or something? Maybe it can be opened somehow?
Bear Soup Guy: My god I just drank some HORRIBLY spoiled milk
Or tried to drink it...
Rhu walks up to the dais again and taps on it to see if he can hear an acho.
Frezak (GM): DONT
IT IS A BAD IDEA
Rhu stops
Bear Soup Guy: OH OKAY
Gaurav: oh you weren't talking to me, sorry
Rhu continues
Frezak (GM): Nah, squatting always helps.
Gravy will go squat next to Rhu in case it helps.
Apheori (GM): Rhu taps the dais. It seems to be stone. There's no echo.
Rhu: Gravy: can you try to move this stone? Maybe it's a heavy stone resting over an opening or something.
Apheori (GM): Radek: ARCANA
Radek:
rolling 1d20+11
(
17
)
+11
=
28
Ganelon: 'Bout time.
Gaurav: woof. nice roll.
Frezak (GM): Can I?
Apheori (GM): There's a resonance about the entire room, but it's concentrated about the dais. It definitely has a magical purpose.
Frezak (GM): MAGIC
Apheori (GM): Something about... phases.
Frezak (GM): Ohhhhhh
Radek: This room is a magical focus. It was built for a purpose.
I can't say what.
I can't say what.
Apheori (GM): Radek is way more eloquent than I am.
 
Rhu: Hmm. How do you activate the magic?
RHU
Hmm. How do you activate the magic?
I've tried reading poetry to it and that didn't help. Maybe it needs a magic-user?
I've tried reading poetry to it and that didn't help. Maybe it needs a magic-user?
Ganelon: I guess I could try just doing magic at the thing.
 
Apheori (GM): Put Gravy on it.
Frezak (GM): 'put' ?
Apheori (GM): I kid.
Greibel: Do you do anything about the sphinx that just sat on what you were reading?
Rhu tries running around the room, first clockwise, then counterclockwise.
Rhu tries running around the room, first clockwise, then counterclockwise.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: It feels kind of claustrophobic.
 
Radek: You realise it's probably a transporter of some sort.
Radek ignores this and attempts to get the dais to do something using magic. ''(rolled 17 arcana)'' There's a flash of light over it. Nothing else really happens.
Rhu: Ugh. I don't like little rooms like this.
 
Ganelon: Can I attempt to activate it?
RHU
Bear Soup Guy: I go to another desk and find other notes
Woah! That's new.
Apheori (GM): Totally.
Ganelon: What'll that be, another Arcana?
Apheori (GM): Sure.
Greibel: These notes concern the nature of magic, and a lot of numbers and comparisons. The summaries seem to indicate considerable excitement, something about it being completely new.
Greibel: Then the sphinx follows you over and sits on these notes.
And then stares at you.
Ganelon:
rolling 1d20+11
(
6
)
+11
=
17
Gaurav: Considerable excitement ... something completely new ... yup, definitely academics trying to drum up a little more money.
Bear Soup Guy: EVIL academics!
Greibel pets the sphinx absent-mindedly, in the midst of a bout of confused thought
Apheori (GM): Radek: There's a flash of light over the dais. Nothing else really happens.
Rhu: Woah! That's new.
Do it again! Do it again!
Do it again! Do it again!
The Gravedigger: Fancy.
 
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Fancy.
Technically, I could crack all this stone if you want.
Technically, I could crack all this stone if you want.
Frezak (GM): I can break the ground in a... 15X15 feet area.
 
Radek: I don't think this was meant to be powered by a person.
'''''Frezak''' (Gravy): I can break the ground in a... 15X15 feet area.
Rhu: What do you mean?
 
The Gravedigger: Moonlight?
RADEK
Radek: The room collects energy, like... a solar panel, I suppose.
I don't think this was meant to be powered by a person.
Rhu: ... from ... where? I don't see any light in here at all.
 
Radek: It's an example, Rhu.
RHU
Rhu: Oh.
What do you mean?
Frezak (GM): Anyone have any idea how we'd see where the 'roof' ends?
 
Radek: Solar panels don't work at night. This place operates on phases.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Apheori (GM): Suddenly there's another flash of light, bigger, bouncing down through the shaft and gathering over the dais.
Moonlight?
Frezak (GM): BACKPEDAL
 
Apheori (GM): Then it fades, as quickly as it came, revealing a small mouse.
RADEK
On the dais.
The room collects energy, like... a solar panel, I suppose.
Frezak (GM): really now.
 
Apheori (GM): The mouse squeaks and tries to run away.
RHU
Frezak (GM): Um.
From... where? I don't see any light in here at all.
Rhu: Let's see if he can find a way out.
 
Frezak (GM): What would you ask of us to try and grab a mouse?
RADEK
Rhu steps over to the corridor we came in through to block its escape that way.
It's an example, Rhu.
Apheori (GM): Dexterity-based, probably.
 
Frezak (GM): Curses!
RHU
Can I tell if it looked like a normal mouse?
Apheori (GM): Perception.
Gaurav: My DEX is +3, if that helps.
Frezak (GM):
rolling 1D20+10
(
13
)
+10
=
23
Apheori (GM): Rhu: Try to grab it, then,since it'll be going past your legs.
Rhu: AH!
Gaurav: Can I do an acrobatics check? That's dexterity based, and I'm trained in it.
Apheori (GM): Gravy: Normal mouse, rather dusty, and hungry-looking. Not starved, but not far from it either.
Gaurav: Or a nature check to do natury things to it.
Natural things.
The Gravedigger: Hey, mousie, mousie.
Frezak (GM): Can I use Nature to make soothing mouse-sounds?
Apheori (GM): Dexterity to grab.
Sure?
Frezak (GM):
rolling 1D20+9
(
20
)
+9
=
29
YEAH
HERE, MOUSE.
TELL ME YOUR TALE.
Gaurav: oooooh
Bear Soup Guy imagines the sight of an enormous horned behemoth making squeaky noises
Apheori (GM): The mouse stops and looks really confused and frightened. And hungry.
Frezak (GM): Since we don't have Greibel I have to get my own vermin.
I will... produce some sandwich.
The Gravedigger: Here, poor little mousie.
have some lunch.
*skeek skeek skeek*
Apheori (GM): The mouse comes eagerly to the sandwich and nibbles enthusiastically.
Frezak (GM): I will very carefully pick it up and stroke it.
The Gravedigger: So, Radek. Try for a duck this time.
Radek: I didn't do that.
The Gravedigger: Or, ooh! A moose!
Oh.
Oh.
The Gravedigger strokes Mr Mousie.
 
Gaurav: Aww.
RADEK
Bear Soup Guy: brb bathroom
Solar panels don't work at night. This place operates on phases.
The Gravedigger: So where did he come from?
 
Frezak (GM): I have to use half of one finger to do this :P
Suddenly there's another flash of light, bigger, bouncing down through the shaft and gathering over the dais. Then it fades, as quickly as it came, revealing a small mouse standing on the dais. It looks perfectly normal, a bit dusty, and rather hungry-looking. ''(Gravedigger rolled 23 perception)''
Rhu: Up there, I think. *points*
 
Frezak (GM): Because little mouse and giant Gravy hands.
The mouse squeaks and runs away, or as much as it can in a small enclosed space with minimal features and no furniture.
Gaurav: Hehe. Using the tiniest fingernail on your pinky finger which is half the size of the entire mouse. Or some such.
 
Apheori (GM): The mouse squeaks.
RHU
Radek: I can't say.
Let's see if he can find a way out.
The Gravedigger: What is it, Mr Mousie?
 
Frezak (GM): I can add Rodent to my Languages, right?
Rhu steps over to the doorway in order to block the mouse's escape. The mouse darts at his legs.
Apheori (GM): Er...
 
>.>
RHU
No.
AH!
Sorry.
 
Frezak (GM): Awww.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
In that case...
Hey, mousie, mousie.
I'll hold him up to my ear and pretend to listen intently to him.
 
Gaurav:
The Gravedigger makes soothing mouse sounds. ''(rolled 29 nature (natural 20))''
rolling 1d20+12 perception check to see if I noticed anything while Mr. Mousie bounced down from the heavens in his bubble of light.
 
(
The mouse stops by Rhu's feet and looks around in fear and confusion. And apparently hunger.
2
 
)
'''''Frezak''' (Gravy): Since we don't have Greibel I have to get my own vermin.
+12
 
=
The Gravedigger gets out a sandwich and offers the mouse some bits.
14
 
Frezak (GM): He's clearly a level 4 Mouse Sorcerer.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Gaurav: Frezak: does he have little wizard robes? Because that would be PRECIOUS.
Here, poor little mousie. Have some lunch.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: Not really.
 
Frezak (GM): And a hat.
The Gravedigger squeaks a bit.
Must learn needlework.
 
YES
The mouse comes over eagerly to the sandwich and nibbles enthusiastically.
Apheori (GM): Radek: The dais seems to be the focus and centre. If you can activate that properly, the energy should then be reflected back to it and it should operate in reverse to go wherever the mouse came from... but you're not entirely sure how to do that.
 
Ganelon: So it *is* two-way?
The Gravedigger very carefully picks up the mouse and strokes it as it continues to nibble sandwich bits.
Bear Soup Guy: We are truly a formidable party
 
Absorbed with a mouse and a cat
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Apheori (GM): Seems to be.
So, Radek. Try for a duck this time.
Probably.
Or, ooh! A moose!
Rhu compares the patterns on the dais to the ones in the corridor.
 
Apheori (GM): Test it on the mouse.
RADEK
Gaurav: I was missing Rasputin. I hope Mr. Mousie is a good substitute until we get Griebel back.
I didn't do that.
We can't experiment on a mouse! Aren't there any zombies around we could use instead?
 
Frezak (GM): Gan has a robot >.>
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Well, RAdek.
Oh.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: The patterns are oddly similar, though it may be a coincidence. The ones on the walls are clearly decorative, whereas these serve a purpose.
 
Rhu: Do you think there might be other ... energy rooms around this building somewhere?
The Gravedigger strokes Mr. Mousie, using half of one finger due to the sheer size difference.
Radek: Put the mouse back on the dais there and I can try to send it back.
 
THE GRAVEDIGGER
So where did he come from?
 
RHU
(pointing)
Up there, I think.
 
RADEK
I can't say.
 
Mr. Mousie squeaks.
 
THE GRAVEDIGGER
What is it, Mr. Mousie?
 
The Gravedigger holds the mouse up to his ear and pretends to listen intently to him.
 
'''''Bear Soup Guy''' (Greibel): We are truly a formidable party. Absorbed with a mouse and a cat.
 
RHU
Do you think there might be other... energy rooms around this building somewhere?
 
Radek shrugs.
Radek shrugs.
Gaurav: Can the robot (Frank?) investigate the ceiling that we can't see here?
 
Radek: I could also try to send you over, but there might be a mass limit, and I accept no responsibility for what happens to the rest.
RADEK
Apheori (GM): Greibel: The sphinx falls asleep on the notes. Do you want to do anything, maybe examine the tanks, see what the stuff on the floor is, make something else up, I dunno?
Put the mouse back on the dais there and I can try to send it back.
Bear Soup Guy: what's on the floor?
I could also try to send you over, but there might be a mass limit, and I accept no responsibility for what happens to the rest.
The Gravedigger: You'd send away MR MOUSIE?
 
At least let him finish lunch!
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Rhu: Interesting question about the mass limit. I wonder if this dais is big enough for an elf.
You'd send away MR. MOUSIE? At least let him finish lunch!
Apheori (GM): Greibel: There's a box of... artifacts? Some of them seem to have fallen out, including a book and a set of screwdrivers.
 
Rhu stands on the dais to check.
RHU
Apheori (GM): Greibel: insight.
Interesting question about the mass limit. I wonder if this dais is big enough for an elf.
The dais is about 1.5m across, for reference.
 
Bear Soup Guy: INSIGHT
Rhu steps onto the dias and waves his arms a bit.
Rhu steps off
 
Rhu: It's plenty big for an elf.
RHU
Bear Soup Guy:
It's plenty big for a-
rolling 1d20+10
 
(
Another flash of light bounces down the shaft above the dais and covers Rhu, before vanishing once more, Rhu along with it.
5
 
)
'''''Frezak''' (Gravy): Heh. Break for Mr. Mousie.
+10
 
=
RADEK
15
...That also wasn't me.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: How long were you on it?
Radek: Shall I begin, then?
Apheori (GM): Wait.
This is important.
Ganelon: Of course.
Apheori (GM): Greibel: You think the box may contain things that belonged to the people in the tanks.
Or maybe not.
Some of it is kind of shiny, though.
There's some nice implements.
Gaurav: Rhu got on, waved his arms around to see if a large elf could fit entirely within the dais, maybe stepped around once or twice to get a sense of how big it really is ...
Apheori (GM): Okay.
Gaurav: did something happen? He doens't have a good reason to get off, apart from not standing on daises.
Apheori (GM): He never got the chance to step off, then.
Gaurav: Hehe, awesome.
Greibel feels weary about the prospect of taking the tank-people's things
Apheori (GM): Gravy, Radek: There's another bouncing thing of light, then Rhu is encased in it... before it all vanishes, Rhu included.
Rhu: It's plenty big for a--
Apheori (GM): Greibel: Also, are they still alive?
Rhu vanishes
Frezak (GM): Wheh. Break for Mr. Mousie.
Bear Soup Guy: Nature to check their vitals?
Radek: ...That also wasn't me.
But at least none of his parts were left behind!
But at least none of his parts were left behind!
Apheori (GM): Nature or perception, whichever's higher. Since you can't actually reach them.
 
The Gravedigger: That we can tell.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Crud.
That we can tell. Crud. I hope I fit in there. Would not be great to leave my shoulders behind or something.
Bear Soup Guy:
 
rolling 1d20+12
'''''Gaurav''' (Rhu): "This transporter has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated. Partially transported giants may be broken. You may keep both parts."
(
 
6
'''''Frezak''' (Gravy): Gravy is only 7 feet. >.>
)
 
+12
'''''Gaurav''' (Rhu): How broad are his shoulders?
=
 
18
RADEK
The Gravedigger: I hope I fit in there.
I'm sure I could make you replacements.
WOuldn't not be great to leave my shoulders behind or something.
Now, go on. This is exciting.
Gaurav: BSG: or you could shout really loud
 
Apheori (GM): And bang on it?
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Gaurav: "This transporter has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated. Partially transported giants may be broken. You may keep both parts."
Um. I.... uh.
Frezak (GM): Gravy is only 7 feet >.>
 
Radek: I'm sure I could make you replacements.
RADEK
Gaurav: How broad are his shoulders?
Come on, now!
Radek: Now, go on. This is exciting.
 
Apheori (GM): Greibel: They're all suspended in some some sort of thick liquid, and connected to some... thingies. It glows a bit.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
The golem thing appears to have never been alive, but that also means it probably isn't dead.
You drive a hard bargain, sir.
The fat elf appears to be dead and bloated a bit on top of that.
Here, Radek. Hold Mr. Mousie. It might only do one being at a time. And be careful with him!
The Amadi look-alike... you can't tell. Or is it Amadi, just bleached by whatever she's in?
 
The Gravedigger: Um.
Radek holds the mouse and strokes him like a supervillain.
Bear Soup Guy: Oh I probably would have noticed that
 
The Gravedigger: I.... uh.
'''''Ganelon''' (Rhu): "No, Mr. Gravedigger, I expect you to DIE!"
Radek: Come on, now!
 
Greibel taps lightly against the Amadi-person glass
The Gravedigger marches onto the dais.
The Gravedigger: You drive a hard bargain, sir.
 
Greibel: Hey. Hey. Wake up!
A light dances down the shaft, and with a flash, vanishes the Gravedigger much as before.
Frezak (GM): ONTO THE THING.
 
Apheori (GM): The sphinx must have just distracted you for a bit or something, then.
'''''Ganelon''' (Radek): Now as much as I'd love to just exclaim "I'M FREE!" and run away into the sunset, I'm going to get onto the dais next.
Frezak (GM): Making sure Mr Mousie is safe.
 
Apheori (GM): Greibel: Also nothing happens when you tap it.
Radek places the mouse on the dais.
Some bubbles rise.
 
Bear Soup Guy: I was hoping for horror movie sting music as she abruptly opens her eyes and starts gasping :P
Nothing happens.
Apheori (GM): Gravy: You stand on the thing. Nothing happens.
 
Gaurav: BSG: creepy!
The mouse sniffs confusedly.
Apheori (GM): Shush.
 
Gaurav is shushed.
Nothing continues to happen.
The Gravedigger: Here, Radek. Hold Mr Mousie. It might only do one being at a time.
 
ANd be careful with him!
Radek very carefully prods at the teleporter with magic. ''(rolled 23 arcana)''
Greibel: Hrmmm
 
Ganelon: Sure, I'll hold the mouse.
There's a much smaller flash of light and the mouse disappears.
And stroke him like a supervillain.
 
Frezak (GM): HAH
Radek gives it a moment before stepping on after.
Bear Soup Guy: Does Greibel feel like he's in the right wrong room that he felt about before?
 
Ganelon: "No, Mr. Gravedigger, I expect you to DIE!"
The flash of light dances down to meet him.
Apheori (GM): BSG: Somewhat, but not nearly so much.
 
Gravy vanishes in a similar flash of light.
 
Ganelon: Now as much as I'd love to just exclaim "I'M FREE!" and run away into the sunset, I'm going to get onto the dais next.
INT. Lab - Underground complex
Bear Soup Guy: XD
 
Apheori (GM): Greibel: You don't think she's breathing.
The sphinx falls asleep in front of Greibel as he goes through the desks.
Snrl.
 
k
Greibel looks around and goes to check out a box of junk off the the side of the tanks. Some of the things seem to have fallen out, including a book and a set of screwdrivers.
Bear Soup Guy: I guess breathing would be difficult submerged in goo
 
Apheori (GM): Aye, but you never know if it's relevant.
Greibel eyes the stuff in and around the box, then eyes the people/things in the tanks.
Gaurav: Gan: you should send Mr. Mousie first, if it a one-person-at-a-time thing.
 
Bear Soup Guy: Are there any visible exhaust tubes or ports or ventilation or anything like that coming from the tanks?
 
Apheori (GM): There is some tubing into the ceiling.
INT. Entry chamber - underground complex
Ganelon: Hrm...
 
Apheori (GM): And consoles on the sides of them.
Rhu, the Gravedigger, and Radek are all in a new room, dark, round, and a bit like the one they just came out of. This one, however, has a pedestal with some controls on, an actual door in the doorway, and a skeleton lying on the ground.
Magic ones.
 
Ganelon: Well, I guess I don't REALLY want to become some hideous man/mouse hybrid.
The first things they notice, respectively, is that something seems a bit off about the skeleton ''(Rhu rolled 32 perception (natural 20))'', the mouse Mr. Mousie came through dead, and Radek has lost his chrome.
Frezak (GM): Yet.
 
Ganelon: Fine, the mouse goes first.
RHU
Bear Soup Guy: huhm
(advancing guardedly on the skeleton)
Apheori (GM): The mouse sits there for a bit.
Watch out!
Ganelon: I prefer rat people.
 
Bear Soup Guy: Greibel sucks at magic and science, but perhaps insight for the readouts if they're legible?
The Gravedigger stares at Mr. Mousie, and then goes and picks up Radek.
if they have screens anyway
 
Apheori (GM): Go for it.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Mostly switches and some... graph-like things.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MR. MOUSIE?
But hey, worth a try.
JUST HOLD HIM, I SAID.
Bear Soup Guy:
 
rolling 1d20+10 insight to read the things
RHU
(
Hey, hey!
17
 
)
The Gravedigger drops Radek and picks up the mouse.
+10
 
=
RADEK
27
I brought him here! And... my chrome is gone!
Ganelon: I'll try to activate the teleporter of my own accord again.
(properly freaking out)
If that's okay.
MY CHROME IS GONE!
Apheori (GM): Go for it.
 
Ganelon:
RHU
rolling 1d20+11
Guys, I do not like the look of that skeleton.
(
It means us ill. Or malice. Or something sinister.
12
 
)
THE GRAVEDIGGER
+11
Go hit it with some holy stuff and see if it moves.
=
 
23
RHU
Apheori (GM): There's a much smaller flash of light and the mouse disapears.
Hmm.
It occurs to you that maybe the problem is it just needs to cool down.
 
Gravy being... kind of big.
Rhu channels divinity to perform an abjure undead spell at the skeleton. ''(rolled 12 against will)'' The skeleton is yanked a bit toward Rhu, and a couple of bones rattle away.
Greibel: The switches seem to be on. The buttons are pretty colours. You don't know what the graphs are.
 
Ganelon: Alright, I'll take my turn.
It stirs, drawing itself together and up, but it's also clearly hurt by the attack. It stares at Rhu confusedly out of empty sockets.
Frezak (GM): He's big because he's full of love.
 
Also HP.
RHU
Bear Soup Guy: I'll go to the console on the elf's tank since he's already dead and start pressing buttons and throwing levers, hoping that one of them drains the tank
Er. Hi?
Apheori (GM): After a bit, Radek is teleported to the others.
 
Perception?
The skeletons put its arms out and moves as though to embrace Rhu. It hugs him, digging in with bony arms. ''(rolled 27 vs AC)''
Ganelon: For who?
 
Apheori (GM): From the lot of ye. You're all in another room now.
RHU
Except Greibel.
THIS IS TERRIFYING GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Rhu:
 
rolling 1d20+12 perception check
THE GRAVEDIGGER
(
It's trying to communicate!
20
 
)
Radek casts Thundering Armor on Rhu, knocking the skeleton away with a ''blonnng''. ''(rolled 20 vs fort)'' An arm comes off, sticking to Rhu's shirt.
+12
 
=
The Gravedigger charges the skeleton horns-first, knocking it down again. ''(rolled 21 vs AC)''
32
 
Bear Soup Guy: SUPER SENSE
RHU
Ganelon:
You will pay for that hug, skeleton.
rolling 1d20+8
 
(
Rhu swears an oath of enmity on the skeleton and then runs away, all the while calling down the Radiant Vengeance of Hazz'ridan upon the hapless skeleton.
17
 
)
Nothing happens.
+8
 
=
The arm falls off Rhu's shirt.
25
 
Gaurav: I have all the perceptions
The skeleton gets up and jump-hugs the Gravedigger with three limbs ''(rolled 23 vs reflex)'', clinging to him. A leg falls off in the process.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: Radek lost his chrome.
 
Ganelon: NNOOOOO
Radek tosses the Gravedigger a syringe and knocks the skeleton off him with a clang. It falls into a heap of dead bones.
Apheori (GM): Radek: This room has all the actual controls for the teleporter. There's a door and a skeleton.
 
Gaurav: I'm really hoping Radek really has a Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes meltdown over the lack of chrome.
The Gravedigger removes its head, just to be sure.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: You think the skeleton may attack you.
 
Frezak (GM):
 
rolling 1D20+10
INT. Lab - Underground complex
(
 
6
Greibel is examining the things in the tanks, trying to determine their conditions. It's difficult due to the distoritions and clouding on the surfaces, ''(rolled 18 perception)'', but the Amadi look-alike and the constuct seem to be in fairly good condition.
)
 
+10
Greibel taps lightly against the glass on the tank with the Amadi-like person.
=
 
16
GREIBEL
Rhu: Watch out!
Hey. Hey. Wake up!
Apheori (GM): Gravy: You're still huge.
 
Frezak (GM): I'm clearly looking for Mr Mousie.
Some bubbles rise in the tank, but she doesn't respond.
Apheori (GM): Also the mouse came through dead.
 
You find it.
GREIBEL
Dead.
Hrmmm.
On the floor.
 
Frezak (GM): Fuck you.
Greibel goes around and examines the console in front of the tank in an attempt to see if it makes any sense. It has some switches and graph-like things, and it seems to be on. ''(rolled 27 insight)''
Apheori (GM): Greibel: d20
 
Frezak (GM): I'm done with this game;
Griebel heads over to test the dead fat elf's console and starts pressing buttons and throwing levers. ''(rolled 19 reality)'' The graphs do some weird things, and then after a bit, the tank opens and the guy collapses onto the ground in a wash of fluid that flows into the drain at its base.
Bear Soup Guy:
 
rolling 1d20
It smells really bad.
(
 
19
Greibel coughs vigorously and then sticks his fingers in some of the fluid still flowing out. It sticks like glue, a magical sciency substance used to maintain suspended animation, or at least preserve the dead. ''(rolled 32 nature (natural 20))''
)
 
=
He heads over to the Amadi-like's tank, and then looks to the sphinx for approval just because of the eerieness of it all.
19
 
Apheori (GM): Blame Radek.
The sphinx watches curiously before padding over nonchalantly.
Bear Soup Guy: WOO!
 
Apheori (GM): He's the one who rushed things.
Greibel shrugs and flips the same buttons and levers that opened the other tank. The fluid empties, and the woman topples out. What looked like feathers on her dress turn out to be a pair of wings which splay out after her.
Ganelon: Hey, don't make me look like the bad guy.
 
It's not like I did it on purpose.
The sphinx licks her.
Frezak (GM): I go pick up and shake the artificer.
 
The Gravedigger: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MR MOUSIE
Greibel checks on her. ''(rolled 30 heal (natural 20))'' She's dead, but not. Almost like she could get up at any point.
Apheori (GM): It could also have been the teleporter itself - for all you know it
 
s not entirely stable.
He tries to revive her by punching her in the chest. ''(rolled 14 heal)'' It doesn't work.
Also what's with the skeleton in the corner?
 
Bear Soup Guy: "YOU'VE INJURED MR. STOOLS!"
'''''Bear Soup Guy''' (Greibel): Bah. Shouldn't have done all those drugs in medical school.
The Gravedigger: JUST HOLD HIM, I SAID
 
Rhu: Hey, hey!
The sphinx licks Greibel.
Frezak (GM): Then I will drop radek.
 
Radek: I brought him here! And... my chrome is gone!
GREIBEL
Frezak (GM): And go pick up Mr. Mousie.
(to the sphinx)
Radek: MY CHROME IS GONE!
You seem to know something about the mysterious behind-the-scenes action around here. Any advice for a would-be healer?
Frezak (GM): He will have the greatest burial.
 
Rhu: Guys, I do not like the look of that skeleton.
The sphinx cocks its head at Greibel, purring.
Apheori (GM): Greibel: After flipping some switches and pressing some buttons, the charts stop, the tank opens, and the guy collapses on the ground ins a wash of fluid that all goes into a drain around the base.
 
Rhu: It means us ill. Or malice. Or something sinister.
SPHINX
Apheori (GM): The fat elf guy also smells really bad.
No stories.
Greibel coughs vigorously while making note of which lever/button did that
 
The Gravedigger: Go hit it with some holy stuff and see if it moves.
GREIBEL
Greibel:
No! Look! She was alive before! She has plenty of stories! She and that guy over there, they have a life-time of stories!
rolling 1d20+12 Nature on the liquid good stuff
Work your arcane sphinx voodoo on them and give me some kind of clue as to what's going on in this crazy place! Why else are you here?!
(
 
20
SPHINX
)
Why?
+12
 
=
GREIBEL
32
Yes, why?
Rhu: Hmm.
 
Bear Soup Guy: I AM THE LIQUID GOO STUFF
SPHINX
Apheori (GM): Greibel: It's not natural. At all.
No why.
Bear Soup Guy: :(
 
Rhu channels divinity to perform an abjure undead spell at the skeleton.
GREIBEL
Apheori (GM): Means it's magic and science.
No why, oy.
Seems it was used to suspend them.
 
Ganelon: It comes from Science and Outer Space.
Greibel facepalms.
Frezak (GM): FAR REALM GOO?
 
Rhu:
SPHINX
rolling 1d20+5 wisdom vs will
Soy sauce.
(
 
7
GREIBEL
)
...Soy sauce. Right, right. Of ''course''. Soy sauce!
+5
 
=
Greibel starts pacing the room shouting incoherent sarcasms.
12
 
at the skeleton
The sphinx goes back to licking the dead winged Amadi look-alike.
Gaurav: It'll only be targeted if it is undead
 
And I'm within 5 squares
 
Bear Soup Guy: Suspend them as in suspended animation or as in suspended like not letting their feet touch the ground?
INT. Entry chamber - underground complex
Apheori (GM): What are you doing to the skeleton?
 
Suspended animation!
Rhu examines the now properly dead headless mostly limbless skeleton ''(rolled 22 heal)'' while Radek investigates the control panel on this end of the transporter ''(rolled 24 arcana)''.
Bear Soup Guy: WHEE!
 
Gaurav: It's an attack that works against undead creatures. I rolled a 12 vs will.
RADEK
Apheori (GM): Oh.
This is surprisingly advanced, but the controls are simple. It was made for a layman.
It failed.
 
Frezak (GM): It's 4E Turn Undead for Avengers.
RHU
Apheori (GM): And now it's stirring.
Can you control where you go? Or does it just push you back and forth between the well-room and here?
Gaurav: It works even if it misses
But! It has to be undead.
Apheori (GM): It's undead.
Gaurav: YAY!
I HELPED
Apheori (GM): You're reasonably sure because now it's getting up.
Gaurav:
rolling 3d10+5 damage
(
10
+
6
+
9
)
+5
=
30
except
only half damage, because I missed
so 15
Frezak (GM): SERIOUSLY?
Encounter power?
Ganelon: ...Wow, they haaate undead.
Frezak (GM): That's MADNESS
Gaurav: Encounter! Yes!
Ganelon: Channel Divinity is always an encounter.
Gaurav: I'm a Striker. I'm terrible at hitting things, but when I do, they feel it.
Frezak (GM): Jesus.
Gaurav: Also: I pull the skeleton 1 square towards me.
Frezak (GM): That's a huge fuckin' number.
Apheori (GM): You now have a somewhat damaged skeleton staring at you confusedly with empty sockets.
Rhu: Er.
Hi?
Apheori (GM): The skeletons put its arms out and moves as though to embrace Rhu.
Frezak (GM): CHARRRRGE
Apheori (GM): You could roll initiative.
Or not. I have no idea.
Frezak (GM): If we're gonna fight, that would be a good idea.
Gaurav: Oops, that should have been 29, not 30. I added my half-level on by mistake. So: 14 damaage, not 15. Sorry.
How many squares away from Rhu is the skeleton?
Apheori (GM): Like... one or two.
It's not a big room and apparently you moved it toward you.
And it liiiikes you.
Gaurav: Eep. Yes, definitely time for initiative.
I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS SKELETON
rolling d20+3 initiative
(
4
)
+3
=
7
Apheori (GM): Crap, how do I make a skeleton?
Bear Soup Guy: Put a bunch of bones together =P
Gaurav: Draw a human bean but forget to put on skin or flesh.
Frezak (GM): use the token tab.
And look for Skeletons.
else I can drag a token onto here.
Gaurav: Damn, I should try out to the DM interface sometime. It sounds fancy.
WOAH
That is a cool skeleton
Bear Soup Guy: ACTION SKELETON
Gaurav: Dancin' Skeleton
Frezak (GM): 18
Gaurav: Where's the little initiative box thing we had last time?
Apheori (GM): Clock icon.
rolling 1d20 + 6
(
16
)
+6
=
22
Gaurav: We normal people don't get one of those
Frezak (GM): You peons.
Apheori (GM): Oh?
Gaurav: Damn, that skeleton is fast off the draw.
Frezak (GM): Only DMs can turn it on and off.
Gaurav: I suppose we're not trusted with such power.
Apheori (GM): Ah.
Frezak (GM): Wow, that dancing really helped him keep quick.
Gaurav: He's very limber.
Ganelon: Hey, why is mine 2?
Frezak (GM): Don't look at me.
Apheori (GM): What'd you roll?
Ganelon: I didn't.
Gaurav: That's from last time.
Apheori (GM): Then roll.
Ganelon:
rolling 1d20+1
(
20
)
+1
=
21
Sweet.
Gaurav: You just rolled a natural twenty and that skeleton STILL beat you to it.
Frezak (GM): Luck can only take you so far.
After that you need cash.
Or at least better stats.
Bear Soup Guy: Good idea
Ganelon: Too true.
Bear Soup Guy: BRIBE the skeleton
Gaurav: We should try talking to it. Maybe it just wants a hug.
Apheori (GM): So the skeleton moves toward Rhu...
...and makes a HUG ATTACK.
Gaurav: OH NO
Ganelon: Fearsome.
Frezak (GM): I TOLD YOU TO NOT WEAR THAT SHIRT
Apheori (GM): Could someone remind me how to do that, please? >.<
Frezak (GM): Do you have any stats for this thing?
Apheori (GM): Sort of!
Gaurav: We should tame it. That's what this party needs. A dancing skeleton.
Apheori (GM): What does +8 vs AC mean?
Bear Soup Guy: I could not agree more with Gaurav
Frezak (GM): It means your roll 1D20+8
Ganelon: It means roll a 1d20+8 and then compare that number to Rhu's AC.
Frezak (GM): And it hits if you beat Rhu's AC.
NO
Apheori (GM):
rolling 1d2 + 8
(
1
)
+8
=
9
Frezak (GM): NO MORE PETS
Ganelon: If it's equal to or greater than Rhu's AC, you proceed to roll damage.
That's a 1d2.
Frezak (GM): THAT WAY LIES ONLY PAI- ooooh
Apheori (GM): It misses Rhu and falls on the floor.
Frezak (GM): D20 >.>
Apheori (GM): Oh.
Ganelon: Roll a 1d20.
Apheori (GM): Damn 0 key.
rolling 1d20 + 8
(
19
)
+8
=
27
Frezak (GM): HUGS
Gaurav: hehe
WAAAAAY over Rhu's AC
dead hit
can you describe this attack
Apheori (GM): It hugs Rhu. Rhu is now grabbed.
Gaurav: ...
Rhu: HUH.
Ganelon: Use, uh...
Gaurav: How about the net icon for a grab?
Ganelon: This one.
The grabby hand.
Bottom left.
Apheori (GM):
rolling 1d6 + 2
(
6
)
+2
=
8
It also does a whopping 8 damaage.
Gaurav: OUCH SKELETON YOUR BONY ARMS OUCH
Bear Soup Guy: XD
Apheori (GM): Pretty much.
Rhu: I'm down to 24 health. Bloodied at 16.
Frezak (GM): You're so fragile...
I have like, 42.
Apheori (GM): That's the end of its turn.
Gaurav: I am. I have no idea why I have all the pull-things-towards-me powers.
Frezak (GM): And about 140 HP worth of surges.
Gaurav: It still has a minor if it wants to shout at us or smoething.
Frezak (GM): Fortunately Radek is great here.
Apheori (GM): It just wanted to hug you.
Gaurav: Aw. That's adorable.
Rhu: THIS IS TERRIFYING GET ME OUT OF HERE
Ganelon: Yes, Radek is uniquely equipped to break up intimate moments.
The Gravedigger: It's trying to communicate!
Ganelon: I use Thundering Armor!
Gaurav: Okay, while you guys do other things I need to run out. I'll be back in five minutes -- no later!
... this thing isn't using me as a human shield, is it?
Apheori (GM): Also Greibel: Care to try out the other tanks? Or feed something to the porridge?
Ganelon: [Implement Attack]
rolling 1d20+5+1+0
(
14
)
+5+1+0
=
20
Apheori (GM): The sphinx is still asleep.
Yup.
Ganelon: This is against the skelly's... fortitude.
Apheori (GM): Would hit regardless.
Ganelon:
rolling 1d8+5
(
8
)
+5
=
13
Frezak (GM): blonnng
Ganelon: It is pushed 1 away from Rhu, and Rhu gets +1 AC until the end of my next turn.
Bear Soup Guy: I'm cool to wait for the battle to finish before making anymore explicit actions
Ganelon: Pushed out of grabbin' range.
Bear Soup Guy: Seems like it'd be a bit of a clusterfuck =)
Apheori (GM): This was to separate them?
Gaurav: am I no longer grabbed?
Ganelon: Yeah, and yeah.
Gaurav: Or do I go with it?
Ganelon: No, you stay where you are.
Apheori (GM): Then Rhu now has a skeleton arm.
Gaurav: Yay! Ungrabbed!
Ganelon: And put a shield thing on yourself.
Like this'n.
(Press a number key while your mouse is over an icon and it puts an icon with that number on it)
Gaurav: fancy! thanks!
Ganelon: That ends my turn.
Gaurav: is the dot over the skeleton for bloodied?
Ganelon: Probably yes.
Frezak (GM): Red dot of pain!
Gaurav: okay, I have an encounter power that lets anyone reroll one attack against this thing, so it _might_ make sense to delay until I can activate it
Frezak (GM): I don't do much damage.
Gaurav: but I think we can take this guy if it's bloodied in two turns
Apheori (GM): Right.
Frezak (GM): But, I can do this.
GORING CHARGE
rolling 1D20+10
(
11
)
+10
=
21
VS AC
Apheori (GM): Yup.
Ganelon: Well, we have him outnumbered three to one.
Frezak (GM):
rolling 1D6+4
(
2
)
+4
=
6
And he is proned.
And I Mark him.
Gaurav: .... how can a skeleton possibly be bloodied?
Frezak (GM): Marrowed.
Gaurav: Is that ... my blood?
Ganelon: It's just a blanket term for under half HP.
Gaurav: hahaha yes
Ganelon: Iron Golems can be bloodied.
Gaurav: marrow spewing everywhere
Ganelon: Ghosts can be bloodied.
You've gotta get creative with the how of it.
Frezak (GM): So he's proned, marked and my turn is otherwise over.
Gaurav: Cool.
Rhu will first mutter "You will pay for that hug, skeleton" as he utters an oath of enmity against the skeleton
Ganelon snickers quietly.
Frezak (GM): So what do you need to get your rerolls?
Gaurav: It's an immediate interrupt. If anybody attacks the skeleton, within 10 squares of me, you can roll a second attack roll and use either result. It's an encounter power though.
Apheori (GM): How do you do a save?
Ganelon: Just a d20.
Apheori (GM): Rhu's got a skeleton arm in his shirt. Save ends.
Ganelon: If it's 10 or higher, you save.
Apheori (GM): Unless he wants to explicitly fish it out. >.>
Frezak (GM): AT the end of his turn, he rolls 1D20 to see if he saves against.. arm.
Ganelon: There are bonuses and penalties, but most come from magic stuff or specific feats, of which he has none.
Gaurav: Should I do that at the start of my round or at the end?
Frezak (GM): End of turn.
Ganelon: End of your turn, always.
Gaurav: Oh, end, cool.
Okay, so that was my minor.
Frezak (GM): Gravy gets to make a save at the beginning.
Because he's full of life.
Gaurav: As my move, I'm going to run like a coward.
Frezak (GM): WHOO
I'm here to take the hits.
Gaurav: And as my major, Rhu is going to call down the Radiant Vengeance of Hazz'ridan upon this hapless skeleton.
Just to double-check: I add my half-level on attack rolls, but not damage rolls, right?
Frezak (GM): Yup.
Gaurav:
rolling 1d20+5 Wisdom vs Reflex
(
1
)
+5
=
6
ah
Frezak (GM): gorram!
Gaurav: no
Frezak (GM): You're clearly not upset enough to bring down vengeance.
Ganelon: Hazz isn't feeling it right now.
Gaurav: does something awful and embarrassing happen?
Ganelon: That's up to the DM!
Gaurav: Hazz'ridan feels for lonely skeletons
Bear Soup Guy: The hug disarmed him with charm
Apheori (GM): It just fails.
Roll your save.
Gaurav:
rolling d20 against skeletal arm
(
20
)
=
20
Frezak (GM): You have terrible priorities.
Gaurav: The skill with which I unhook the arm without nary a tear in my cloth armour is fabulous to behold
Apheori (GM): The arm falls out of your shirt without anything embarasing happening.
Gaurav: Or that :-P
okay, Rhu is done.
The Skeleton is now Rhu's Oath of Enmity target. I need to run off for a few minutes as indicated, but feel free to use his reroll ability ONCE as needed.
Apheori (GM): The skeleton tries to jump-hug Gravy with three limbs.
Frezak (GM): Ew.
Ganelon: I'm a terrible shot with a rifle, so it'll probably become relevant soon.
Even though my accuracy should be great.
Frezak (GM): The skeleton might want to stand before trying to hug me;
Apheori (GM):
rolling 1d20 + 8 vs reflex
(
15
)
+8
=
23
Frezak (GM): Gorram.
Apheori (GM): Oh, it stands.
Yeah.
Then it hugs.
Frezak (GM): That's a hit.
Apheori (GM): Like HUUUG.
Frezak (GM): My reflex isn't great >.>
Apheori (GM):
rolling 2d6 + 8
(
4
+
3
)
+8
=
15
And its leg falls off.
Frezak (GM): Huh.
27/42
Bear Soup Guy: This is why skeletons are lousy long-term combatants and great cannon fodder
Apheori (GM): Oh, and you're grabbed.
Though...
Frezak (GM): That's cool.
I'm fine with being grabbed.
Apheori (GM): I'm starting to see why this would be a single-use move. >.>
Except single seems like a bit much too.
How do you even hug missing limbs
?
Frezak (GM): Magic.
Apheori (GM): Anyway, Radek.
Frezak (GM): Ghost skeleton limbs.
Ganelon: First thing I'm gonna do is toss Gravy a syringe.
Surge +2 without spending a surge, sir.
Gaurav: Back. Btw: we should avoid killing this skeleton. It'd be nice to have something to send through teleports instead of Mr. Mousie or me.
Frezak (GM): mmmm.
12 HP!
Ganelon: You want to non-lethally attack a skeleton?
I don't think it can fall unconscious.
Frezak (GM): I could just break all the limbs off.
Gaurav: I think it's headed in that direction anyway :-P
Just carry the head around. That would be efficient.
Or, like, random bones.
Ganelon: Well, I'll blast him off you for now.
[Implement Attack]
rolling 1d20+5+1+0
(
9
)
+5+1+0
=
15
Fortitude.
Apheori (GM): Okay.
Its other leg falls off and winds up in Gravy's bag. But how much damage does it do?
Ganelon:
rolling 1d8+5
(
4
)
+5
=
9
That much.
Apheori (GM): Yeah, it's dead.
Frezak (GM): OF COURSE
IT'S A SKELETON
Ganelon: It's UNdead.
Gaurav: It's redead.
Apheori (GM): Dead undead.
Gaurav: Woohoo!
Frezak (GM): Skeletons are not known for holding a great amount of vitality.
Gaurav: And all it wanted was a hug.
Frezak (GM): I'll go seperate the head from the rest of the body.
Gaurav: Are we out of encounter?
Apheori (GM): Yeah.
Gaurav: Rhu spends a healing surge.
Frezak (GM): Wanna stab me, Gan?
Ganelon: Between you or Rhu?
Yeah, you'll make a better donor.
Gaurav: ... huh?
Apheori (GM): Stealing surges?
Ganelon: Okay, so my healing mechanic doesn't take up your healing surges when you use it.
Frezak (GM): Donating one.
13 left.
Gaurav: Oooh, fancy.
Ganelon: But it only recharges at the start of each day or when I steal a surge from someone.
So even though I'm healing Gravy, I could do it with your surges.
But he's got tons to spare.
And even if he starts to run out I can just start healing him with mine, or yours, or whoever else's.
Gaurav: Nice!
Frezak (GM): You couldn't handle my surges.
Ganelon: I could steal the life from a stray chicken and heal him with that, in theory.
Gaurav: ... or a mouse?
Ganelon: Yes.
Frezak (GM): Roll initiative.
Ganelon: But it wouldn't kill them unless they had no surges.
Frezak (GM): Rhu is getting a beating.
He's gonna taste shovel.
Apheori (GM): So Greibel...
Gaurav runs away
Apheori (GM): While they're beating each other up, what do you do?
Bear Soup Guy: right
okay so now I go over to the Amadi-lookalikes tank and flip the same lever that opened the other one
And just because of the eerieness of it all, I look to the sphinx for approval
Apheori (GM): The sphinx looks up to see what you're doing, and then runs over.
So you flip the switch and the glass or whatever it is rises and the fluid empties and the woman topples out.
You also realise she has wings, because they kind of splay out as well.
The sphinx starts licking her.
Bear Soup Guy: So I'm going to keep assuming nature is the right stat for checking people's life stuff since there's no medicine stat (other than heal which I'm also trained in)
Apheori (GM): Actually heal probably would be.
Especially if you can actually touch them.
Ganelon: Heal is more relevant unless you're just trying to tell what they are.
Bear Soup Guy: ah okay
Ganelon: Like "This is a huge pixie!" would be nature.
"This person is in a coma!" is Heal.
Bear Soup Guy: Cool
Bear Soup Guy mutters that they should call the stat "medicine" or something
Apheori (GM): Gravedigger, were you going to beat up Rhu?
No kidding.
Bear Soup Guy:
rolling 1d20+10 check on the person
(
20
)
+10
=
30
Apheori (GM): But that wouldn't fit fantasy land.
Oh hey@
Bear Soup Guy: DOCTOR GREIBEL AT YOUR SERVICE MA'AM
Frezak (GM): I'm going bet up Rhu in the Rave.
Gaurav: I should point out that I said that, not Rhu.
But if you want to beat him up, I could have him say that also.
He/me asked for it.
Frezak (GM): If Gravy had more damage, I'd make him kill Rhu to have vengeance on Rave :P
But he can't.
So I won't.
Gaurav: Hehe. I thought Rhu was a goner when the dais did the thing, so ... you might not have to wait long. He's VERY fragile.
Apheori (GM): Greibel: The woman is dead. But it seems to be a much milder condition for her than for the other guy - like she could probably get up at any point.
Technically dead, but not entirely.
Bear Soup Guy: "Nearly dead"
If only that creepy guy with the hair were here...
Apheori (GM): Not breathing or anything, but also not deteriorating.
No heartbeat and crap.
That.
Yes.
Bear Soup Guy: I guess I try to revive her?
Apheori (GM): Roll heal!
Bear Soup Guy: With...punching her in the chest and CPR
rolling 1d20+10 HEAL!
(
4
)
+10
=
14
Apheori (GM): It doesn't work.
Sorry.
Bear Soup Guy: bah
Shouldn't have done all those drugs in medical school
Apheori (GM): And now the sphinx is licking you.
Frezak (GM): I'm sure that's not to code.
Greibel turns to the sphinx
Frezak (GM): Sphinx dribble.
Greibel: You seem to know something about the mysterious behind-the-scenes action around here
Any advice for a would-be healer?
The sphinx cocks its head at Greibel.
The sphinx purrs, then says, "No stories."
Greibel: No! Look! She was alive before! She has plenty of stories!
She and that guy over there, they have a life-time of stories!
Gaurav: A purring sphinx sounds both adorable and terrifying.
Greibel: Work your arcane sphinx voodoo on them and give me some kind of clue as to what's going on in this crazy place! Why else are you here?!
Bear Soup Guy: Greibel is being dramatic now =P
The sphinx: Why?
Greibel: Yes, why?
The sphinx: No why.
Greibel: No why, oy (facepalm)
Apheori (GM): What do the rest of you do, then?
The sphinx: Soy sauce.
The sphinx hisses in the dead gal's face.
Greibel: ...Soy sauce. Right, right. Of /course/. Soy sauce!
Greibel starts pacing the room shouting incoherent sarcasms
Rhu examines the skeleton -- male? Female? Old? Young?
The sphinx goes back to licking the gal.
Frezak (GM): I'll seperate the head from the torso of the skellington and wait for Radek to tell me about the panel.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: Heal.
Rhu:
rolling 1d20+12 perception check against skeleton
(
19
)
+12
=
31
Apheori (GM): Nope. Heal.
Gaurav: A heal check against the skeleton?
Apheori (GM): It's a medicine check!
Gaurav: Ah okay
change the +12 to +10 then
Apheori (GM): From perception you do gather that whatever killed it was sudden and actually quite recent - there will probably be others here as well.
Nope, roll another.
Gaurav: bah
Ganelon: There's a panel?
Rhu:
rolling 1d20+10 heal check against the skeleton
(
12
)
+10
=
22
Ganelon: I must have missed that. Tell me about it.
Apheori (GM): Rhu: Male, bad teeth, uncertain age.
Also you're not sure where the other leg went.
Frezak (GM): I thought the skellington was slumped over a console or something.
Gaurav: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
Apheori (GM): Gan: The room contains a dais like in the other, a panel with some odd controls (buttons) and a chair, and a door out.
Bear Soup Guy: Really? What an odd thing to name a leg!
Apheori (GM): The guy was probably seated at the console when he died.
Ganelon: Ooh, so it's technological?
Apheori (GM): Arcana to find out.
Ganelon:
rolling 1d20+11
(
13
)
+11
=
24
Apheori (GM): It's definitely magical. Apparently someone made a control sort of interface so the non-magical could use it.
Minions or something.
Bear Soup Guy: bah, I forgot how to private message but hahahaha Mary Poppins
Gaurav: I'll need to split in another 20 mins or so.
Radek: This is surprisingly advanced, but the controls are simple.
It was made for a layman.
Rhu: Can you control where you go? Or does it just push you back and forth between the well-room and here?
Speaking of which, do we even know if we're on the same planet?
Speaking of which, do we even know if we're on the same planet?
Rhu looks around for giant fish
 
Apheori (GM): Radek: It seems it can go several places - helpfully labelled 1, 2, and 4.
Rhu looks around uncertainly.
And another one 'out'.
 
Radek: Four destinations, including this one, and a fifth labeled "out".
RADEK
The Gravedigger: No... cameras?
Four destinations, including this one, and a fifth labeled "out".
Rhu: I guess this must be #3 then?
 
Radek: No screens.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Gaurav: Is there any way out of this room? Doors, windows?
No... cameras?
Apheori (GM): There's a door.
 
Also this room is lit, though the light is sitting on the floor underneath the wall socket. Glows blue.
RHU
Greibel: Roll acrobatics or something to not trip over the sphinx.
I guess this must be #3 then?
Bear Soup Guy: hoo boy
 
Apheori (GM): Because it just walked into your legs.
RADEK
Bear Soup Guy:
No screens.
rolling 1d20+0
 
(
RHU
17
I would like to figure out where we are, but... it is kind of tempting to see where places #1, #2 and #4 are.
)
 
+0
Radek tries to figure out for sure where the things actually go. ''(rolled 30 arcana)''
=
 
17
RADEK
Apheori (GM): You trip over the sphinx, but manage to jump and land on your feet. The sphinx just stares at you.
...Ah, hold on. This is a trap. The fourth location is where we arrived from. The first and second would no doubt be excruciatingly painful to one of you.
Then it weaves around and sits in front of the tank with the golem.
And I haven't a clue what "out" is.
Greibel mutters a foreign curse word under his breath
 
Gaurav: Which language?
RHU
Bear Soup Guy: Which is the most casually profane?
There's no point going back to the cave. I think we should scout out where we are before we head... out.
Apheori (GM): Whatever the kanai speak, probably.
Gaurav: In Singapore, people will sometimes cuss in an unrelated language for emphasis. All the best cusses are in Hokkien though.
Apheori (GM): Rhu, Radek, Gravy: What do you do?
Gaurav: No windows, right? So it's either the door or zap ourselves somewhere else.
Oh, which might be a convenient place to "send" Rhu if y'all are going t okeep on playing
Frezak (GM): Gravy doesn't know what to do.
he's just sort of.. waiting for an occasion to be useful to present itself.
Ganelon: Well, we could check the other places out, or go through the door.
Frezak (GM): Eh, start with dialogue.
We're only good at talking and killing.
Uh.
Rhu: I would like to figure out where we are, but ... it is kind of tempting to see where places #1, #2 and #4 are.
Frezak (GM): Wrong chat >.>
Bear Soup Guy: Yeah, none of us is good at talking =P
Rhu: Especially if we're pretty sure that we can always come back from one of these transporter things.
Gaurav: BSG: fact
Frezak (GM): Any cheap way to tell what's at the end of the teleport destinations?
Apheori (GM): Amadi is great.
Gaurav: Radek is pretty good
Apheori (GM): Send someone unimportant.
Ganelon: At talking, maybe, but not nicely
Gaurav: Or somebody who has to leave for class in 5-10 mins
Frezak (GM): Nicely!
Gaurav: Hypothetically
Frezak (GM): So you just die in 5 minutes anyways?
DONE DEAL
Ganelon: Well, we need info on where the thing leads.
Apheori (GM): Use your magic.
Ganelon: Okay.
rolling 1d20+11
(
19
)
+11
=
30
HMMM
Frezak (GM): fail!
Bear Soup Guy: lightning bolts shoot from Radek's hands
Apheori (GM): You examine the panel more carefully and follow the magic to discern what the things do.
Apparently buttons 1 and 2 are actually traps.
4 is the exit. You have no idea what out is.
Well, 4 is back the way you came.
Gaurav: Phew. Good save!
Frezak (GM): PRESS BUTTON 2
I BET IT'S A LIE
Radek: ...Ah, hold on. This is a trap.
The fourth location is where we arrived from.
Gaurav: Frezak: you're thinking of cake
Radek: The first and second would no doubt be excruciatingly painful to one of you.
Frezak (GM): No, pits of nutritious acid.
Radek: And I haven't a clue what "out" is.
Frezak (GM): ONWARDS TO MYSTERY
Rhu: There's no point going back to the cave. I think we should scout out where we are before we head ... out.
I like being in, having a building between me and the holes. I think that is a good thing to have.
I like being in, having a building between me and the holes. I think that is a good thing to have.
The Gravedigger: With you there.
 
Radek: We can experiment later.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Rhu: So: out the door?
With you there.
Radek: Yes.
 
Gaurav: Are you going to keep on playing? If so, now would be a good time to send Rhu to investigate "out" and he just doesn't come back until later.
RADEK
Apheori (GM): But I didn't put Rhu in a tank.
We can experiment later.
Er... wait.
 
The dead fat guy could be Rhu!
Radek heads for the door.
Bear Soup Guy: Time travelling corpses!
</screenplay>
Gaurav: Otherwise he can just tag along or something. His character sheet is still at: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/19429772/dnd-skype/Rhu.pdf
 
Frezak (GM): MADNESS
{{holes nav
Gaurav: At least he'll be well-fed before being syrupted
|previous=Holes/Session 11
Ganelon: Either one's fine by me.
|next=Holes/Session 13
Apheori (GM): Whatev.
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Gaurav: Keep playing. See where you get to!
Frezak (GM): BRING BACK TALES FROM SYRUP LAND
Bear Soup Guy: This would be a decent stopping point. We'd all be thrust right into some action the next time.
Gaurav: Okay, in a stunning change for the better, I'm going to be only three minutes late to class instead of my usual five. Have fun times, whatever you guys decide, and let me know how it goes!!!!!!
Ganelon: Sure thing.
Gaurav: Thanks for a fun afternoon!
Bear Soup Guy: Bye Gaur!
Apheori (GM): So either Gravy and Radek head out and Rhu follows, or we stop now.
What will it be?
Ganelon: I could stand to stop.
Frezak (GM): What he said.
Unless BSG is hyped.
But then he can just keep doing sphinxy things.
Bear Soup Guy: I can wait a week to open the golem tank
Suspense!
Frezak (GM): SURPRISES
Apheori (GM): Excellent.
Ganelon: Actually yeah.
If he wants to do stuff on his end, he can totally go for it.
Bear Soup Guy: Nah some people are bugging me to do admin things on uncyc and I'm supposed to be recording a vocal track at some point today too
So it's a good stop time
Apheori (GM): Aiight.
Then I shall see you all next week and things will go better.
Yes.
Bear Soup Guy: I'll try to get more sleep next time!
Good game guys!
</pre>

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Session 12 (raw log) (Overview)
INT. Secret passage entrance - day
Radek, Rhu, and the Gravedigger are underground, at a secret entrance, past a door, standing before yet another door.
Radek opens the door. It only opens part of the way. Behind it is darkness.
Rhu peers into the darkness, casting some light inside. The door seems to have jammed in its frame; beyond it lies a well-excavated tunnel, lined evenly with carved wood. The air is stale and dry, and oddly cold.
RHU
...you know, there might be an easier way in to the address on the stone than creeping in through an underground tunnel.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
But where would the fun be?
Rhu shrugs.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Hey, this is fancy wood.
RADEK
At home, sitting on my workbench.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
You don't know what fun is, Radek.
A heart as cold as steeel. Or Aluminium.
The Gravedigger pushes the door open the rest of the way, and they head down the tunnel. Darkness closes around their lights all too quickly.
RHU
I fear holes.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Hey, you just popped out the last one.
RHU
Ugh.
The patterns on the walls seem almost to dance and move as their lights pass.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
You know. Maybe we should look for the back-door/emergency exit. And skip the eldritch horror.
Rhu tries to keep as far from the walls as possible and mutters something darkly under his breath.


INT. Lab - Underground complex
Greibel follows the sphinx into a large room. It seems to be some sort of lab, full of lab stuff. Desks and tables line a side, covered in stuff and notes. Four large, upright tanks form a line down the centre. Three of them are occupied - one with a small woman who looks rather like Amadi, one with a large construct, and one with a very fat, very dead-looking male elf in.
GREIBEL
(to the sphinx)
Don't suppose you ever took a chemistry class.
The sphinx goes and curls up under the one with the small woman and hisses.
Greibel just sort of stares around in disbelief.
GREIBEL
(to the sphinx)
Well... any thoughts?
The sphinx looks at Greibel warily, then backs up slightly.
SPHINX
Thoughts?
GREIBEL
Insights? Inquiries? Ham sandwiches?
SPHINX
This...
(nudging around at the tanks)
These. They're not real. Not here! Do you see?
Greible shrugs, and then heads over to a desk and starts reading whatever notes he can find. They seem to be accounts of research, a lot of numbers, a request for funding. It's a bit of a mess, and rather disorganised.
The sphinx jumps up onto the desk and sits on some of them.
Greibel goes and checks another desk, reading what's at this one, as well. These notes concern the nature of magic, and a lot of numbers and comparisons. The summaries seem to indicate considerable excitement, something about it being completely new.
Then the sphinx follows him over and sits on these notes, staring at Greibel.
Greibel pets the sphinx absentmindedly, still looking at the notes in his hands, lost in the midst of a bout of confused thought.
Gaurav (Rhu): Considerable excitement... something completely new... yup, definitely academics trying to drum up a little more money.
Bear Soup Guy (Greibel): EVIL academics!


INT. Secret passage - portal room
They come out into a circular room at the end of the passage, the Gravedigger entering first, followed by Rhu and Radek. Aside from a slightly raised dais (.75m radius) in the centre, the room is totally empty.
The Gravedigger peers around suspiciously, but doesn't find much. (rolled 31 perception) He notices some faint markings around the base of the dais, and direct Radek toward those.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Radek! Channel... like... things. Patterns! Please apply your vast intellect to them.
Rhu warily approaches the dais as well, trying to figure out what it is. (rolled 21 religion)
RHU
Those channels look like they might conduct something. You're... mechanical. Ly inclined. Mechanically inclined. Maybe you can work out what they do.
Radek gives them a look over. (rolled 15 arcana)
RADEK
I can't make much sense of these.
Rhu gets out the stone and the note from the woman.
RHU
Go to the place... this must be the place.
(reading the bad poetry off the note)
The shoulders in the sand on the repeats of the world...
There's a blisters of something memory...
Look at the characters whip thy bum...
Kumquats devouring mundial smiley-faces.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Huh.
RADEK
Is this really the right place?
RHU
It is a dead end.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Well, there's SOMETHING here.
You don't put down squiggles for no reason.
Rhu sits down on the floor and sighs.
RHU
At least it wasn't another hole, I guess.
Maybe that thing is a trapdoor or something? Maybe it can be opened somehow?
The Gravedigger squats next to Rhu in case it helps.
Rhu taps the dais with his foot. It's very solid.
RHU
Can you try to move this stone? Maybe it's a heavy stone resting over an opening or something.
Radek, meanwhile, continues to investigate, doing sciency magic things. (rolled 28 arcana) One of them has an effect, and there's a resonance, concentrated about the dais.
RADEK
This room is a magical focus. It was built for a purpose.
I can't say what.
RHU
Hmm. How do you activate the magic?
I've tried reading poetry to it and that didn't help. Maybe it needs a magic-user?
Rhu tries running around the room, first clockwise, then counterclockwise.
Radek ignores this and attempts to get the dais to do something using magic. (rolled 17 arcana) There's a flash of light over it. Nothing else really happens.
RHU
Woah! That's new.
Do it again! Do it again!
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Fancy.
Technically, I could crack all this stone if you want.
Frezak (Gravy): I can break the ground in a... 15X15 feet area.
RADEK
I don't think this was meant to be powered by a person.
RHU
What do you mean?
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Moonlight?
RADEK
The room collects energy, like... a solar panel, I suppose.
RHU
From... where? I don't see any light in here at all.
RADEK
It's an example, Rhu.
RHU
Oh.
RADEK
Solar panels don't work at night. This place operates on phases.
Suddenly there's another flash of light, bigger, bouncing down through the shaft and gathering over the dais. Then it fades, as quickly as it came, revealing a small mouse standing on the dais. It looks perfectly normal, a bit dusty, and rather hungry-looking. (Gravedigger rolled 23 perception)
The mouse squeaks and runs away, or as much as it can in a small enclosed space with minimal features and no furniture.
RHU
Let's see if he can find a way out.
Rhu steps over to the doorway in order to block the mouse's escape. The mouse darts at his legs.
RHU
AH!
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Hey, mousie, mousie.
The Gravedigger makes soothing mouse sounds. (rolled 29 nature (natural 20))
The mouse stops by Rhu's feet and looks around in fear and confusion. And apparently hunger.
Frezak (Gravy): Since we don't have Greibel I have to get my own vermin.
The Gravedigger gets out a sandwich and offers the mouse some bits.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Here, poor little mousie. Have some lunch.
The Gravedigger squeaks a bit.
The mouse comes over eagerly to the sandwich and nibbles enthusiastically.
The Gravedigger very carefully picks up the mouse and strokes it as it continues to nibble sandwich bits.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
So, Radek. Try for a duck this time.
Or, ooh! A moose!
RADEK
I didn't do that.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Oh.
The Gravedigger strokes Mr. Mousie, using half of one finger due to the sheer size difference.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
So where did he come from?
RHU
(pointing)
Up there, I think.
RADEK
I can't say.
Mr. Mousie squeaks.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
What is it, Mr. Mousie?
The Gravedigger holds the mouse up to his ear and pretends to listen intently to him.
Bear Soup Guy (Greibel): We are truly a formidable party. Absorbed with a mouse and a cat.
RHU
Do you think there might be other... energy rooms around this building somewhere?
Radek shrugs.
RADEK
Put the mouse back on the dais there and I can try to send it back.
I could also try to send you over, but there might be a mass limit, and I accept no responsibility for what happens to the rest.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
You'd send away MR. MOUSIE? At least let him finish lunch!
RHU
Interesting question about the mass limit. I wonder if this dais is big enough for an elf.
Rhu steps onto the dias and waves his arms a bit.
RHU
It's plenty big for a-
Another flash of light bounces down the shaft above the dais and covers Rhu, before vanishing once more, Rhu along with it.
Frezak (Gravy): Heh. Break for Mr. Mousie.
RADEK
...That also wasn't me.
But at least none of his parts were left behind!
THE GRAVEDIGGER
That we can tell. Crud. I hope I fit in there. Would not be great to leave my shoulders behind or something.
Gaurav (Rhu): "This transporter has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated. Partially transported giants may be broken. You may keep both parts."
Frezak (Gravy): Gravy is only 7 feet. >.>
Gaurav (Rhu): How broad are his shoulders?
RADEK
I'm sure I could make you replacements.
Now, go on. This is exciting.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Um. I.... uh.
RADEK
Come on, now!
THE GRAVEDIGGER
You drive a hard bargain, sir.
Here, Radek. Hold Mr. Mousie. It might only do one being at a time. And be careful with him!
Radek holds the mouse and strokes him like a supervillain.
Ganelon (Rhu): "No, Mr. Gravedigger, I expect you to DIE!"
The Gravedigger marches onto the dais.
A light dances down the shaft, and with a flash, vanishes the Gravedigger much as before.
Ganelon (Radek): Now as much as I'd love to just exclaim "I'M FREE!" and run away into the sunset, I'm going to get onto the dais next.
Radek places the mouse on the dais.
Nothing happens.
The mouse sniffs confusedly.
Nothing continues to happen.
Radek very carefully prods at the teleporter with magic. (rolled 23 arcana)
There's a much smaller flash of light and the mouse disappears.
Radek gives it a moment before stepping on after.
The flash of light dances down to meet him.


INT. Lab - Underground complex
The sphinx falls asleep in front of Greibel as he goes through the desks.
Greibel looks around and goes to check out a box of junk off the the side of the tanks. Some of the things seem to have fallen out, including a book and a set of screwdrivers.
Greibel eyes the stuff in and around the box, then eyes the people/things in the tanks.


INT. Entry chamber - underground complex
Rhu, the Gravedigger, and Radek are all in a new room, dark, round, and a bit like the one they just came out of. This one, however, has a pedestal with some controls on, an actual door in the doorway, and a skeleton lying on the ground.
The first things they notice, respectively, is that something seems a bit off about the skeleton (Rhu rolled 32 perception (natural 20)), the mouse Mr. Mousie came through dead, and Radek has lost his chrome.
RHU
(advancing guardedly on the skeleton)
Watch out!
The Gravedigger stares at Mr. Mousie, and then goes and picks up Radek.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MR. MOUSIE?
JUST HOLD HIM, I SAID.
RHU
Hey, hey!
The Gravedigger drops Radek and picks up the mouse.
RADEK
I brought him here! And... my chrome is gone!
(properly freaking out)
MY CHROME IS GONE!
RHU
Guys, I do not like the look of that skeleton.
It means us ill. Or malice. Or something sinister.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
Go hit it with some holy stuff and see if it moves.
RHU
Hmm.
Rhu channels divinity to perform an abjure undead spell at the skeleton. (rolled 12 against will) The skeleton is yanked a bit toward Rhu, and a couple of bones rattle away.
It stirs, drawing itself together and up, but it's also clearly hurt by the attack. It stares at Rhu confusedly out of empty sockets.
RHU
Er. Hi?
The skeletons put its arms out and moves as though to embrace Rhu. It hugs him, digging in with bony arms. (rolled 27 vs AC)
RHU
THIS IS TERRIFYING GET ME OUT OF HERE.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
It's trying to communicate!
Radek casts Thundering Armor on Rhu, knocking the skeleton away with a blonnng. (rolled 20 vs fort) An arm comes off, sticking to Rhu's shirt.
The Gravedigger charges the skeleton horns-first, knocking it down again. (rolled 21 vs AC)
RHU
You will pay for that hug, skeleton.
Rhu swears an oath of enmity on the skeleton and then runs away, all the while calling down the Radiant Vengeance of Hazz'ridan upon the hapless skeleton.
Nothing happens.
The arm falls off Rhu's shirt.
The skeleton gets up and jump-hugs the Gravedigger with three limbs (rolled 23 vs reflex), clinging to him. A leg falls off in the process.
Radek tosses the Gravedigger a syringe and knocks the skeleton off him with a clang. It falls into a heap of dead bones.
The Gravedigger removes its head, just to be sure.


INT. Lab - Underground complex
Greibel is examining the things in the tanks, trying to determine their conditions. It's difficult due to the distoritions and clouding on the surfaces, (rolled 18 perception), but the Amadi look-alike and the constuct seem to be in fairly good condition.
Greibel taps lightly against the glass on the tank with the Amadi-like person.
GREIBEL
Hey. Hey. Wake up!
Some bubbles rise in the tank, but she doesn't respond.
GREIBEL
Hrmmm.
Greibel goes around and examines the console in front of the tank in an attempt to see if it makes any sense. It has some switches and graph-like things, and it seems to be on. (rolled 27 insight)
Griebel heads over to test the dead fat elf's console and starts pressing buttons and throwing levers. (rolled 19 reality) The graphs do some weird things, and then after a bit, the tank opens and the guy collapses onto the ground in a wash of fluid that flows into the drain at its base.
It smells really bad.
Greibel coughs vigorously and then sticks his fingers in some of the fluid still flowing out. It sticks like glue, a magical sciency substance used to maintain suspended animation, or at least preserve the dead. (rolled 32 nature (natural 20))
He heads over to the Amadi-like's tank, and then looks to the sphinx for approval just because of the eerieness of it all.
The sphinx watches curiously before padding over nonchalantly.
Greibel shrugs and flips the same buttons and levers that opened the other tank. The fluid empties, and the woman topples out. What looked like feathers on her dress turn out to be a pair of wings which splay out after her.
The sphinx licks her.
Greibel checks on her. (rolled 30 heal (natural 20)) She's dead, but not. Almost like she could get up at any point.
He tries to revive her by punching her in the chest. (rolled 14 heal) It doesn't work.
Bear Soup Guy (Greibel): Bah. Shouldn't have done all those drugs in medical school.
The sphinx licks Greibel.
GREIBEL
(to the sphinx)
You seem to know something about the mysterious behind-the-scenes action around here. Any advice for a would-be healer?
The sphinx cocks its head at Greibel, purring.
SPHINX
No stories.
GREIBEL
No! Look! She was alive before! She has plenty of stories! She and that guy over there, they have a life-time of stories!
Work your arcane sphinx voodoo on them and give me some kind of clue as to what's going on in this crazy place! Why else are you here?!
SPHINX
Why?
GREIBEL
Yes, why?
SPHINX
No why.
GREIBEL
No why, oy.
Greibel facepalms.
SPHINX
Soy sauce.
GREIBEL
...Soy sauce. Right, right. Of course. Soy sauce!
Greibel starts pacing the room shouting incoherent sarcasms.
The sphinx goes back to licking the dead winged Amadi look-alike.


INT. Entry chamber - underground complex
Rhu examines the now properly dead headless mostly limbless skeleton (rolled 22 heal) while Radek investigates the control panel on this end of the transporter (rolled 24 arcana).
RADEK
This is surprisingly advanced, but the controls are simple. It was made for a layman.
RHU
Can you control where you go? Or does it just push you back and forth between the well-room and here?
Speaking of which, do we even know if we're on the same planet?
Rhu looks around uncertainly.
RADEK
Four destinations, including this one, and a fifth labeled "out".
THE GRAVEDIGGER
No... cameras?
RHU
I guess this must be #3 then?
RADEK
No screens.
RHU
I would like to figure out where we are, but... it is kind of tempting to see where places #1, #2 and #4 are.
Radek tries to figure out for sure where the things actually go. (rolled 30 arcana)
RADEK
...Ah, hold on. This is a trap. The fourth location is where we arrived from. The first and second would no doubt be excruciatingly painful to one of you.
And I haven't a clue what "out" is.
RHU
There's no point going back to the cave. I think we should scout out where we are before we head... out.
I like being in, having a building between me and the holes. I think that is a good thing to have.
THE GRAVEDIGGER
With you there.
RADEK
We can experiment later.
Radek heads for the door.


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