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| May 20, 2015 11:37AM
| | INT. Great rift at Sanessee - tunnels |
| Apheori (GM): Okay.
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| I just cleared the chat.
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| Apheori (GM) whistls.
| | The party has stopped mid-hike. Radek and Midoriki Hano are standing nearby. Amadi has grabbed Rhu's eye and is peering inside. |
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| May 20, 2015 11:38AM
| | Greibel surreptitiously picks up his yo-yo. |
| Apheori (GM): And the Merr stepped out to get bread.
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| And I should plug this thing in.
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| BUT ANYWAY.
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| May 20, 2015 11:38AM
| | The Gravedigger simply stands beatifically in the middle of the chaos, like a rock in this ocean of madness. |
| Ganelon: But anyway.
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| May 20, 2015 11:39AM
| | AMADI |
| Apheori (GM): Where even were we?
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| | Open your mouth and say "Aaaa." |
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| May 20, 2015 11:39AM
| | RHU |
| Gaurav: Rhu was making nice with his god. Yes, the large-breasted one.
| | Aaaa... look, can you get off my face? |
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| May 20, 2015 11:40AM
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| Apheori (GM): Also bear in mind that I got like three hours of sleep last night, so this may not even be coherent.
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| It was a weird trip full of unexpected customs and stuff.
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| Okay, so Rhu and Hazz are all happy...
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| May 20, 2015 11:41AM
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| Frezak (GM): Rhu is always happy.
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| Nothing but nice things happen to him.
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| May 20, 2015 11:42AM
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| Apheori (GM): Oh, everyone was assaulting Gravy.
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| Apparently.
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| May 20, 2015 11:42AM
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| Gaurav: We were?
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| May 20, 2015 11:43AM
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| Apheori (GM): Well, Amadi and someone were. But he's fine.
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| It had moved onto Rhu now.
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| ASSAULTING RHU.
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| There are chocolate buttons right next to me. o_O
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| May 20, 2015 11:44AM
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| Gaurav: Oh right. Amadi was gazing into his eyes and discovered that Rhu was a walking dead end.
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| Rhu was standing frozen in place hoping she would try to lick his face or something.
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| May 20, 2015 11:45AM
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| Ganelon: ...Hoping?
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| May 20, 2015 11:46AM
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| Gaurav: wouldn't*
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| Err.
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| May 20, 2015 11:46AM
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| Apheori (GM): While this is going on, is anyone paying attention to Greibel?
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| May 20, 2015 11:47AM
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| Ganelon: Radek is probably thanking his squid and hoping nobody else catches him doing it.
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| May 20, 2015 11:47AM
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| Gaurav: Hee.
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| May 20, 2015 11:47AM
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| Apheori (GM): Gravy notices.
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| May 20, 2015 11:47AM
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| Frezak (GM): Gravy notices.
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| Gravy sees all.
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| HAH
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| May 20, 2015 11:48AM
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| Apheori (GM): Yes.
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| May 20, 2015 11:48AM
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| Ganelon: Well I haven't got a smokescreen to deploy or anything of the sort, unfortunately.
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| May 20, 2015 11:49AM
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| Apheori (GM): It's okay. Gravy probably understands anyway.
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| So is Gravy the only one paying attention to Greibel on account of his generally paying attention to everything?
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| I NEED TO KNOW.
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| May 20, 2015 11:50AM
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| Gaurav: Will a passive perception of 25 do it?
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| May 20, 2015 11:50AM
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| Apheori (GM): Sure, whatever.
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| May 20, 2015 11:50AM
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| Gaurav: Probably with a penalty for having an Amadi poking at his eye.
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| May 20, 2015 11:51AM
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| Apheori (GM): Except you're getting godlinged.
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| So you can't easily do much about it.
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| May 20, 2015 11:51AM
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| Gaurav: Yup. Rhu will remain petrified in place &c.
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| What's Hazz' doing at this point? That's probably who Rhu will be watching apart from Amadi.
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| May 20, 2015 11:54AM
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| Amadi: Open your mouth and say "Aaaa."
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| May 20, 2015 11:55AM
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| Frezak (GM): Gravy stands beatifically in the middle of chaos.
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| He is a ROCK in this ocean of MADNESS
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| And not a rock smeared in sirens, mind you.
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| May 20, 2015 11:56AM
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| Ganelon: We could fix that.
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| May 20, 2015 11:57AM
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| Rhu: Aaaa ... look, can you get off my face?
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| Amadi peers into Rhu's ear. | | Amadi peers into Rhu's ear. |
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| May 20, 2015 11:58AM
| | AMADI |
| Amadi: No. Keep saying "Aaaaa." Move on to B in a bit.
| | No. Keep saying "Aaaaa." Move on to B in a bit. |
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| May 20, 2015 11:58AM
| | RHU |
| Apheori (GM): Gravy: You notice Greibel seems to be talking to someone. Except there's nobody there.
| | Aaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbwwwwhaat you are doing? |
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| May 20, 2015 11:59AM
| | Greibel seems to spot someone and starts talking to them, except there doesn't appear to be anyone there. |
| Rhu: Aaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbwwwwhaat you are doing?
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| May 20, 2015 11:59AM
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| Apheori (GM): Rhu: You probably notice a bit of this too.
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| May 20, 2015 11:59AM
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| (To Amadi): It's a Gravy-shaped porridge.
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| Amadi pokes Rhu in the nose. | | Amadi pokes Rhu in the nose. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:01PM
| | RHU |
| Rhu: Huh. Look, I'm a qualified first aid person and I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself, so if you don't mind ...
| | Huh. Look, I'm a qualified first aid person and I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself, so if you don't mind... |
| rolling d20+3 athletics check to push Amadi off
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| 13
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| May 20, 2015 12:01PM
| | Rhu tries to push Amadi off. ''(rolled 16 athletics)'' She falls over. |
| Frezak (GM): I think Greibel talking to nothing we can see is pretty normal, though.
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| May 20, 2015 12:02PM
| | RHU |
| Apheori (GM): Is Kyrule there?
| | Oh, oops, sorry... here, let me help you up... |
| I totally forgot.
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| May 20, 2015 12:02PM
| | Rhu pulls Amadi up and she then holds on and crawls onto his shoulders, inspecting his hair. |
| Gaurav: I don't think she came back from Midnight with Amadi and Gravy.
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| May 20, 2015 12:02PM
| | Rhu gives up and lets Amadi do what she likes. |
| Ellemerr: What's that against?
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| May 20, 2015 12:02PM
| | Amadi starts braiding the hair. |
| Apheori (GM): Frezak, Gan. Halp.
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| May 20, 2015 12:03PM
| | Squirrel appears and peers curiously over Radek's shoulder. |
| Ganelon: It's not a normal rules situation.
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| But I'd say fortitude.
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| May 20, 2015 12:03PM
| | The Gravedigger peers over Squirrel's shoulder. |
| Frezak (GM): I think Kyrule stayed back in Concept Land
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| May 20, 2015 12:04PM
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| Ellemerr: It hits fortitude.
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| Amadi falls over.
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| Rhu is surprised at his own strength.
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| May 20, 2015 12:05PM
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| Rhu: Oh, oops, sorry ... here, let me help you up ...
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| May 20, 2015 12:05PM
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| Ganelon: Remember that Amadi is light as a feather.
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| May 20, 2015 12:05PM
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| Gaurav: Oh, right. I keep forgetting.
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| May 20, 2015 12:06PM
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| Ganelon: Radek's an old man and he could probably juggle several copies of her.
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| May 20, 2015 12:06PM
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| Gaurav: The canteen I'm in has inexplicably filled up with children and it's very weird.
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| May 20, 2015 12:06PM
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| Apheori (GM): Would you like several copies?
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| May 20, 2015 12:06PM
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| Ganelon: No.
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| Squirrel peers curiously over Radek's shoulder.
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| May 20, 2015 12:06PM
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| Ganelon: One is quite enough trouble.
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| May 20, 2015 12:06PM
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| Apheori (GM): Uh, too bad.
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| May 20, 2015 12:06PM
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| Gaurav: btw, logs confirm that Kyrule didn't return. It's apparently why Hazz' is sticking around.
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| Amadi is helped up. She continues to crawl onto Rhu's shoulder, inspecting his hair.
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| Rhu gives up and lets Amadi do what she likes, batting at her when she starts fiddling with his face.
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| May 20, 2015 12:09PM
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| Apheori (GM): Right.
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| Radek is holding his tablet. Complex diagrams fill the screen. He slowly turns his head in Squirrel's direction, narrowing his eyes menacingly. | | Radek is holding his tablet. Complex diagrams fill the screen. He slowly turns his head in Squirrel's direction, narrowing his eyes menacingly. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:09PM
| | RADEK |
| Apheori (GM): She just sat down for some reason.
| | ...''Yes?'' |
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| Amadi starts braiding the hair.
| | SQUIRREL |
| | | (''rolled 14 arcana to make sense'') |
| May 20, 2015 12:09PM
| | You should tilt it. |
| Apheori (GM): I wish I knew what was going through that lady's head.
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| She's a real finn sometimes.
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| May 20, 2015 12:10PM
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| Radek: ...Yes?
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| May 20, 2015 12:11PM
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| Frezak (GM): Gravy peers over Squirrel's should.
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| *shoulder
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| thing
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| May 20, 2015 12:12PM
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| Squirrel: You should tilt it.
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| rolling 1d20 + 10 arcana to make sense
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| 4
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| May 20, 2015 12:12PM
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| Apheori (GM): It's nonsense.
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| May 20, 2015 12:13PM
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| Ganelon: Obviously, these diagrams plot the chemical balance of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in an attempt to understand its addictive effects upon children below the age of 13.
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| He's getting close to figuring it out.
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| May 20, 2015 12:14PM
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| Frezak (GM): Dammit, Radek.
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| I thought you were a scienceman
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| May 20, 2015 12:14PM
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| Ganelon: I'm joking, man, it's actually more Hole stuff.
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| May 20, 2015 12:15PM
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| Frezak (GM): JOKES?
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| I don't know you any more.
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| Radek swats at Squirrel with his free hand. | | Radek swats at Squirrel with his free hand. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:16PM
| | RADEK |
| Radek: Begone. Your advice would be unnecessary even if it wasn't utter nonsense.
| | Begone. Your advice would be unnecessary even if it ''wasn't'' utter nonsense. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:17PM
| | '''''Ganelon''' (Radek): Obviously, these diagrams plot the chemical balance of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in an attempt to understand its addictive effects upon children below the age of 13. He's getting close to figuring it out. |
| The Gravedigger: She could be saying something metaphorical that's actually very wise and smart, just beyond our natural scope of language.
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| The Gravedigger squints.
| | '''''Frezak''' (Gravy): Dammit, Radek. I thought you were a scienceman. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:18PM
| | '''''Ganelon''' (Radek): I'm joking, man, it's actually more Hole stuff. |
| The Gravedigger: Wait, no, that's the red one.
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| Forget it.
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| May 20, 2015 12:18PM
| | THE GRAVEDIGGER |
| Squirrel: The squirrels live in the tree and only walk from place to place as needed. They fall out sometimes.
| | She could be saying something metaphorical that's actually very wise and smart, just beyond our natural scope of language. |
| | (he squints) |
| | Wait, no, that's the red one. Forget it. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:18PM
| | RADEK |
| Radek: Mm.
| | Mm. |
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| Radek nods. | | Radek nods. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:18PM
| | SQUIRREL |
| Ganelon: That was directed at Gravy.
| | The squirrels live in the tree and only walk from place to place as needed. They fall out sometimes. |
| Amadi and Dawn are occasionally insightful, it's true.
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| May 20, 2015 12:19PM
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| Radek: Are you well, Gravedigger? I understand that you died for a moment, there.
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| Radek keeps his attention on the tablet.
| | RADEK |
| | (his attention still on the tablet) |
| | Are you well, Gravedigger? I understand that you died for a moment, there. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:20PM
| | THE GRAVEDIGGER |
| The Gravedigger: Transcending the bounds of mortality is a piddling feat when one has bisected reality itself.
| | Transcending the bounds of mortality is a piddling feat when one has bisected reality itself. |
| Oooh, lunchtime. | | Oooh, lunchtime. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:21PM
| | RADEK |
| Radek: You should try to avoid doing that. Leads to situations like this one.
| | You should try to avoid doing that. Leads to situations like this one. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:21PM
| | THE GRAVEDIGGER |
| The Gravedigger: Sandwich lady! Lunch!
| | Sandwich lady! Lunch! |
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| May 20, 2015 12:21PM
| | Rhu goes over to Greibel to try to listen in. |
| Apheori (GM): Meanwhile Greibel seems to be getting into a relatively heated argument with the... whatever he's talking to.
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| It involves a sentence with more than one clause in it.
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| I mean, he uses one.
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| May 20, 2015 12:22PM
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| Frezak (GM): What, he's discussing legal contracts?
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| May 20, 2015 12:22PM
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| Apheori (GM): No, I mean he phrases a sentence different... nevermind.
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| Rhu will walk up to Greibel and listen in.
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| May 20, 2015 12:22PM
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| Apheori (GM): HE ALMOST SOUNDS SERIOUS.
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| But only almost.
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| Or something.
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| Nevermind.
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| Greibel holds out a pile of drugs. | | Greibel holds out a pile of drugs. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:24PM
| | RHU |
| Gaurav: To Rhu? Or to the nothing he's talking to?
| | Um, thanks? |
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| May 20, 2015 12:25PM
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| Ganelon: Either way you oughta be like "For MEEEEE?"
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| May 20, 2015 12:25PM
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| Apheori (GM): To the nothing.
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| It might be vaguely in your direction, though.
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| May 20, 2015 12:26PM
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| Rhu: Um, thanks?
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| Rhu pockets the drugs.
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| May 20, 2015 12:28PM
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| Rhu: (to Hazz/Midoriki) Should we keep going, then?
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| May 20, 2015 12:29PM
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| Apheori (GM): When you take the drugs, the shadows surrounding your bubble of leap out at you and attack.
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| Everyone do an intitiative. There's only going to be one round here; whatever you do will either count or not, or REALLY not, which could be hilarious.
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| Rhu quickly tries to hand the drugs back.
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| May 20, 2015 12:30PM
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| Rhu: rolling d20+6 initiative
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| May 20, 2015 12:30PM
| | Rhu pockets the drugs, and Greibel looks a bit surprised. |
| Amadi: rolling 1d20 + 3
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| 19
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| May 20, 2015 12:30PM
| | RHU |
| Apheori (GM): rolling 1d20 + 3 squirrel
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| | Should we keep going, then? |
| 7
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| May 20, 2015 12:31PM
| | Almost immediately, the shadows surrounding the bubble of light leap out and attack, sharply defined and full of shivers. |
| Frezak (GM): rolling 1D20+3
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| Wheeeee
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| May 20, 2015 12:31PM
| | Rhu quickly tries to hand the drugs back, but then a shadow leaps at him, devouring his own shadows and leaving him standing slowed in vague etherealness. |
| Ganelon: rolling 1d20+3
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| 16
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| May 20, 2015 12:31PM
| | Amadi takes a bowl of soup out of her pocket and throws it at a random shadow and misses wildly, hitting Hano in the back of the head. |
| Frezak (GM): I'm thinkin' about lunch, darnit.
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| May 20, 2015 12:31PM
| | THE GRAVEDIGGER |
| Apheori (GM): Lunch? O_o
| | (in slow motion) |
| You have all those sausages!
| | Mmmmyyyyy luuuuuunch. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:32PM
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| Frezak (GM): Dying makes for a fearsome hunger!
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| May 20, 2015 12:33PM
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| Gaurav: How many shadows tried to jump us? Or is it just a large vague approaching mass of shadow?
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| May 20, 2015 12:33PM
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| Apheori (GM): Do surprise rounds work the same way here as they do in pathfinder?
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| May 20, 2015 12:33PM
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| Frezak (GM): It's one action.
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| May 20, 2015 12:34PM
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| Apheori (GM): Okay.
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| I totally just nearly zonked out.
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| rolling 1d20 + 9 vs rhu fort
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| May 20, 2015 12:37PM
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| Gaurav: My fort is 15, so that's a ... miss?
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| May 20, 2015 12:38PM
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| Frezak (GM): A tie hits.
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| May 20, 2015 12:38PM
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| Gaurav: ... hit.
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| May 20, 2015 12:39PM
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| Apheori (GM): Rhu got attacked by a shadow and his shadows fade.
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| This does some stuff and things.
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| I'm going to get some soup and rephrase that.
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| May 20, 2015 12:40PM
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| Gaurav: With everything that's happened to him, it's a wonder he has any shadows left.
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| May 20, 2015 12:42PM
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| Apheori (GM): What I should have said is there is a horrible tearing at his soul and Rhu is, uh, slowed or something. For a few rounds.
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| May 20, 2015 12:42PM
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| Gaurav: Any damage?
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| May 20, 2015 12:43PM
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| Apheori (GM): Oh, right. Attacks usually do damage.
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| Uh.
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| rolling 1d4 + 2
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| THERE.
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| DAMAGE.
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| That was pitiful.
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| May 20, 2015 12:44PM
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| Gaurav: Weak shadows.
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| May 20, 2015 12:45PM
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| Apheori (GM): ACTUAL ROUND BEGINS NOW.
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| Order: Amadi, Hazz, Radek, Shadows, Rhu, Squirrel, Gravy.
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| You are... surrounded by 8 shadows.
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| May 20, 2015 12:46PM
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| Gaurav: Yes, good, let the gods go first.
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| May 20, 2015 12:46PM
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| Apheori (GM): All coming in from the border of the light.
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| The nearest two are by Rhu/Greibel.
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| I'll, uh, put them on the map.
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| May 20, 2015 12:51PM
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| Gaurav: What is the porridge's initiative?
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| May 20, 2015 12:51PM
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| Apheori (GM): We don't know.
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| May 20, 2015 12:53PM
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| Frezak (GM): The speed of oats.
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| Amadi takes a bowl of soup out of her pocket and throws it at a random shadow.
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| May 20, 2015 12:53PM
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| Amadi: rolling 1d20 + 6
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| 6
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| Amadi misses wildly.
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| May 20, 2015 12:54PM
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| The Gravedigger: (In slowmo)
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| Mmmmyyyyy luuuuuunch | |
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| May 20, 2015 12:55PM
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| Gaurav: Ha!
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| May 20, 2015 12:56PM
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| Apheori (GM): Amadi
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| 's soup hits Hazz in the bakc of the head.
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| Amadi snickers. | | Amadi snickers. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:57PM
| | Midoriki Hano very deliberately reaches up and wipes the soup off, then grabs a shadow next to her and hurls it at Amadi's face. |
| Apheori (GM): Hazz very deliberately reaches up and wipes the soup off
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| Then he grabs the shadow next to him nad hurls it at Amadi's face.
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| What happens next is, uh, entirely up to you.
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| Amadi attempts to catch and eat the shadow. | | Amadi catches it and winds up shredding it in an attempt to eat it. |
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| May 20, 2015 12:59PM
| | Radek shoots another shadow and it splits into two shadows, which try to recoalesce, but then explode with a loud pop instead. |
| Amadi: rolling 1d20 + 10
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| 7
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| = 17
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| May 20, 2015 12:59PM
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| Apheori (GM): Amadi catches the shadow and winds up shredding it in an attempt to eat it.
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| May 20, 2015 12:59PM
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| Ellemerr: Aaaw
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| May 20, 2015 12:59PM
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| Apheori (GM): Radek: You're up.
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| May 20, 2015 1:00PM
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| Ganelon: One sec.
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| ...Quite a lot of these things, huh?
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| May 20, 2015 1:08PM
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| Apheori (GM): They seem to be fairly weak.
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| OR something.
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| It's all relative.
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| May 20, 2015 1:09PM
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| Ganelon: I'll just do a regular rifle shot on... this'n.
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| (Rifle Weapon Attack 17)
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| May 20, 2015 1:09PM
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| Apheori (GM): Miiiisses.
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| Wait, no, that hits.
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| Sorry, I can't think.
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| May 20, 2015 1:10PM
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| Ganelon: rolling 1d10+7
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| (
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| 5
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| )+7
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| = 12
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| And if it's still alive, next person to attack it gets a +2.
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| To hit.
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| May 20, 2015 1:11PM
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| Apheori (GM): It splits into two shadows.
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| May 20, 2015 1:11PM
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| Gaurav: Um.
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| May 20, 2015 1:12PM
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| Frezak (GM): Goody!
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| May 20, 2015 1:13PM
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| Apheori (GM): They're each like half size.
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| Anything else?
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| May 20, 2015 1:13PM
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| Ganelon: Nah.
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| May 20, 2015 1:14PM
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| Apheori (GM): Shadows, then.
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| The two split shadows try to recoalesce and explode with a loud pop.
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| Amadi starts fizzing. | | Amadi starts fizzing. |
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| May 20, 2015 1:15PM
| | Two shadows attack Rhu, knocking him over. Another shadow jumps at the entity Greibel was talking to and gets devoured amidst horrible noises. Two other shadows attack Radek and Squirrel. |
| Gaurav: Eeks!
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| May 20, 2015 1:15PM
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| Frezak (GM): SHE IS LEMONADE
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| May 20, 2015 1:15PM
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| Apheori (GM): Shadows next to Rhu attack him.
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| 1d20 + 10 vs ac
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| rolling 1d20 + 10 vs ac
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| (
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| 9
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| )+10
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| = 19
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| rolling 1d20 + 10 vs ac
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| (
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| 13
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| )+10
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| = 23
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| May 20, 2015 1:18PM
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| Ellemerr: Please play quicker. I'm watching Athyria falling asleep on my couch and that doesn't seem good.
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| I mean, it's a nice couch an all. Sheep'd.
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| May 20, 2015 1:18PM
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| Apheori (GM): Guarav isn't responding, so Rhu gets knocked over and takes some damage.
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| May 20, 2015 1:18PM
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| Ellemerr: It's the right place to fall asleep.
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| May 20, 2015 1:18PM
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| Frezak (GM): IS SHE IN MY SPOT?
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| May 20, 2015 1:18PM
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| Gaurav: Eeks sorry
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| May 20, 2015 1:18PM
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| Ellemerr: But I'm not sure it's the right time.
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| Yes, Frezak, she kinda is.
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| May 20, 2015 1:19PM
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| Apheori (GM): Other shadow moves up to invisible person Greibel was talking to.
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| May 20, 2015 1:19PM
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| Frezak (GM): DAMN YOU NAAAAAMES
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| May 20, 2015 1:19PM
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| Apheori (GM): Horrible noises ensue as the shadow is devoured.
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| Apheori (GM) collapses on Frezak.
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| May 20, 2015 1:19PM
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| Frezak (GM): ...
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| I hope that's not an actual thing you do.
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| May 20, 2015 1:20PM
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| Apheori (GM): Two other shadows attack Radek and Squirrel.
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| It's all lungy and stuff.
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| May 20, 2015 1:20PM
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| Frezak (GM): You'll end up with perforations.
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| May 20, 2015 1:20PM
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| Gaurav: I gave Rhu -5 damage. Hope that's okay.
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| May 20, 2015 1:20PM
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| Apheori (GM): rolling 1d20 + 9 vs Radek fort
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| (
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| 8
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| )+9
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| = 17
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| May 20, 2015 1:20PM
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| Ganelon: Hits.
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| May 20, 2015 1:20PM
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| Apheori (GM): Radek is sickened or something.
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| Squirrel helpfully pukes on him.
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| The remaining shadow lunges for hazz and gets blasted.
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| Well, not blasted. Moth on a bugzapper.
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| You know.
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| May 20, 2015 1:21PM
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| Frezak (GM): 'Zot'
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| May 20, 2015 1:22PM
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| Apheori (GM): Rhu, turn. Go.
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| May 20, 2015 1:22PM
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| Gaurav: Move action: stand up.
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| Standard action: Sequestering strike against the shadow next to Greibel. It's a melee attack so no attack of opportunity.
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| rolling d20+10 vs AC
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| (
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| 19
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| )+10
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| = 29
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| May 20, 2015 1:24PM
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| Apheori (GM): Totally.
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| May 20, 2015 1:24PM
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| Gaurav: rolling 4d6+5 damage
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| (
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| 4
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| +
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| 6
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| +
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| 6
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| +
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| 2
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| )+5
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| = 23
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| Hee.
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| Is it still alive?
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| May 20, 2015 1:25PM
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| Apheori (GM): It goes splat. Literally.
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| You're splattered with bits of shadow.
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| They feel like candy.
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| May 20, 2015 1:25PM
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| Gaurav: Darnit. It has a nice teleport thing, but I don't suppose there's anything left to teleport.
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| It -> the attack
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| oh well
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| May 20, 2015 1:25PM
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| Frezak (GM): Shadowguts.
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| May 20, 2015 1:25PM
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| Gaurav: No, I attacked the other one. The one next to Greibel.
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| Minor: Oath of enmity against the shadow next to me
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| And done.
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| May 20, 2015 1:28PM
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| Apheori (GM): Squirrel turns into a gaint crabby thing and claws the one next to her to shreds, then turns around and pukes on Radek some more.
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| May 20, 2015 1:28PM
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| Gaurav: Poor Radek.
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| May 20, 2015 1:28PM
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| Frezak (GM): Could be worse.
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| May 20, 2015 1:28PM
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| Ganelon: Siiigh/
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| May 20, 2015 1:28PM
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| Apheori (GM): Now he's got godling puke and demonic godling puke.
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| May 20, 2015 1:28PM
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| Frezak (GM): At least it's not singing puke.
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| May 20, 2015 1:29PM
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| Apheori (GM): The puke starts singing.
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| May 20, 2015 1:29PM
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| Frezak (GM): Yes!
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| Gravy harmonizes
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| May 20, 2015 1:30PM
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| Gaurav: Such wonderful music.
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| May 20, 2015 1:30PM
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| Ellemerr: Amadi joins in, doing the... I wish I knew English singing terms now. I don't think it's called the "other voice".
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| It's not the harmony, though; it's another track.
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| May 20, 2015 1:32PM
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| Frezak (GM): Barbershop... triad.
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| May 20, 2015 1:32PM
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| Apheori (GM): Uh, Gravy, do stuff.
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| More stuff.
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| Awesome stuff.
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| THE GRAVE GOD.
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| May 20, 2015 1:33PM
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| Frezak (GM): Gravy directs the singing into a blast of discord, and tries to scrub the shadowthing from this reality.
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| Via the application of a shovel.
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| rolling 1D20+11
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| (
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| 18
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| )+11
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| = 29
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| AC
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| I'll assume that's a hit.
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| rolling 2D10+6
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| (
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| 1
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| +
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| 3
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| )+6
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| = 10
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| May 20, 2015 1:34PM
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| Frezak (GM): And the shadow has... -5 to melee attacks.
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| May 20, 2015 1:35PM
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| Apheori (GM): The shadow turns inside out and doesn't split or die.
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| May 20, 2015 1:36PM
| | Radek is sickened, and then Squirrel helpfully pukes on him as well. |
| Frezak (GM): Also it's marked.
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| And Gravy ends his turn.
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| Still humming a malevolent tune.
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| May 20, 2015 1:46PM
| | The remaining shadow lunges for Hano and gets zapped like a bug. |
| Apheori (GM): Ellemerr is your new dm.
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| Enjoy.
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| Apheori (GM) passes out.
| | Rhu gets up and slams the shadow next to Greibel with his maul. It goes splat. |
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| Amadi leads the song into a violent climax, making the shadows shimmer and grow. And grow... and grow... Eventually, they become a sort of dark cloud hanging over everything. Then it starts raining.
| | Squirrel turns into a gaint crabby thing and claws a shadow next to her to shreds, then turns around and pukes on Radek some more. |
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| Amadi pulls a large umbrella out of her pocket, opens it, and motions for everyone to gather 'round.
| | The puke starts singing. |
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| May 20, 2015 1:46PM
| | The Gravedigger harmonizes with the singing puke. Amadi joins in, doing the contrasting voice. |
| Gaurav: Good night, Apheori!
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| Rhu gathers around.
| | The Gravedigger directs the singing into a blast of discord, and tries to scrub the shadowthing from this reality. Via the application of a shovel. |
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| May 20, 2015 1:47PM
| | The shadow turns inside out. |
| Frezak (GM): Gravy... sort of crouches to get under the 'brella.
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| May 20, 2015 1:47PM
| | Amadi leads the song into a violent climax, making the shadows shimmer and grow. And grow... and grow... eventually, they become a sort of dark cloud hanging over everything. Then it starts raining. |
| Gaurav: We could stick the umbrella on one of Gravy's horns
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| May 20, 2015 1:47PM
| | Amadi pulls a large umbrella out of her pocket, opens it, and motions for everyone to gather 'round. Rhu and Radek do, and the Gravedigger sort of crouches to get under the 'brella as well. |
| Ellemerr: Wonderful. You have all done well. Keep standing under the umbrella.
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| We'll be back in a week.
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| Have fun.
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| Sweet nightmares y'all.
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| May 20, 2015 1:48PM
| | Midoriki Hano just stands where she was, looking irate. |
| Gaurav: Sounds like a plan. Good night, Ellemerr!
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| </pre>
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| | Greibel grins, the rain streaming off him in gleaming darkness. |
| | </screenplay> |
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