Recipes/Food clod

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Technically made of food, surprisingly tasty, but seriously go see a doctor if you actually need this.

Ingredients

  • 1 heaping glob of peanut butter
  • 1 large sworl of marshmallow creme
  • Psyllium husks (optional)

Instructions

Mix peanut butter and marshmallow creme at ~1:1 ratio (and however much extra fiber you feel like) until mixture forms a clod and no longer sticks to sides of the bowl.

Consume, and wonder where your life went so wrong.

Notes:

  • Does not provide sufficient nutrients for long-term sustenance. Obviously.
  • Peanut butter's greasiness and marshmallow's sugariness mostly cancel out each others respective stickiness.
  • Substituting out peanut butter for random other legume/nut butters works fine. Swapping out marshmallow creme for honey absolutely does not.
  • Can be smashed between two slices of bread to form a fluffernutter sandwich, but if you can eat bread you probably don't need a food clod, now do you?
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