Compendium:Frettled Gruntbugglyn
A fragment of the Garden of Remembering
Oh frettled gruntbugglyn, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!