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A fragment of the Garden of Remembering

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Then, completely dumbfounded, in the instant before it killed her, she realized what it was: an enormous, fanged ham.
Then, completely dumbfounded, in the instant before it killed her, she realized what it was: an enormous, fanged ham.
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She was trapped, cowering in the corner, by a hideous monster that should never have existed.

It slowly advanced on her, drooling, lurching in a most loathsome manner.

How it moved she had no idea, as it had no legs. What it did have, however, was a pair of horrendous, monstrous fangs.

She trembled, hoping desperately for a chance to escape, as the thing lurched forward.

Then, completely dumbfounded, in the instant before it killed her, she realized what it was: an enormous, fanged ham.