That time I was nearly raped by the parser cache when I forgot to invalidate it
Dude, that thing was massive. Like, WTF?
So there I was, doing my sexy cat man routine with the forms and shiny buttons and shit, right? Like serious developer shit...
...and this fucking parser cache come bursting out of the trees. And it just sits there.
So I pulled out my custom skin and purge the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a pile of extra comments I didn't realise it'd not shown.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.