That time I was nearly raped by the parser cache when I forgot to invalidate it

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Dude, that thing was massive. Like, WTF?

So there I was, doing my sexy cat man routine with the forms and shiny buttons and shit, right? Like serious developer shit...

...and this fucking parser cache come bursting out of the trees. And it just sits there.

So I pulled out my custom skin and purge the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a pile of extra comments I didn't realise it'd not shown.

No, seriously. It nearly raped me.

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As a soldier in the Swiss army I can confirm that a lot of our troops are unable to read maps correctly, including officers of rank. An example would be when we were on a march and got lost on a hill in the middle of nowhere at 2am. It actually surprises me that we have not invaded Lichtenstein more.