https://wiki.zaori.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Recipes%2FFood_clod 2026-05-12T16:25:55Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.36.0-alpha https://wiki.zaori.org/w/index.php?title=Recipes/Food_clod&diff=4715&oldid=prev 2023-06-28T16:41:29Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en-GB"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 16:41, 28 June 2023</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Technically made of food, surprisingly tasty, but seriously go see a doctor if you actually need this.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Technically made of food, surprisingly tasty, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">and fairly simple to just swallow whole... </ins>but seriously go see a doctor if you actually need this.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>=== Ingredients ===</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>=== Ingredients ===</div></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key mw_main:diff::1.12:old-4714:rev-4715 --> </table>

Apheori https://wiki.zaori.org/w/index.php?title=Recipes/Food_clod&diff=4714&oldid=prev 2023-06-28T16:37:14Z

<p>FOOD CLOD</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Technically made of food, surprisingly tasty, but seriously go see a doctor if you actually need this.<br /> <br /> === Ingredients ===<br /> <br /> * 1 heaping glob of peanut butter<br /> * 1 large sworl of marshmallow creme<br /> * Psyllium husks (optional)<br /> <br /> === Instructions ===<br /> <br /> Mix peanut butter and marshmallow creme at ~1:1 ratio (and however much extra fiber you feel like) until mixture forms a clod and no longer sticks to sides of the bowl.<br /> <br /> Consume, and wonder where your life went so wrong.<br /> <br /> Notes:<br /> * Does not provide sufficient nutrients for long-term sustenance. Obviously.<br /> * Peanut butter's greasiness and marshmallow's sugariness ''mostly'' cancel out each others respective stickiness.<br /> * Substituting out peanut butter for random other legume/nut butters works fine. Swapping out marshmallow creme for honey absolutely does not.<br /> * Can be smashed between two slices of bread to form a fluffernutter sandwich, but if you can eat bread you probably don't need a food clod, now do you?<br /> <br /> [[category:recipes]]</div>

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